After being arrested for robbery, Quinn hired the best lawyer in town.
“Look,” the crook said, “I’ve got nearly a million in cash in my bank box.
Can you get me off?”
The lawyer said, “Believe me, pal, you will never go to prison with that kind of money.”
And sure enough, he did not. He went to prison flat broke.

因为抢劫,奎尼被捕了,他请了镇上最好的律师.

"你看,"这个盗贼说,"我在银行保险箱里差不多有一百万的现金.你能让我出去吗?"

律师说,"请相信我,伙计,你决不会带着那些钱进监狱的."

的确,他没有.他身无分文地进了监狱.

另一则:

Thanks to: Chas Wenger Columbus Ohio USA.

Q. Why don't snakes bite lawyers?
A. Professional courtesy!

问题:为什么蛇不咬律师?

回答:出于职业礼貌!