A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, non-stop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax - OH, MY G-D!" Silence followed, and after a few minutes the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier; but, while I was talking, the flight attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
A passenger in Coach said, "That's nothing. He should see the back of mine!"

一架飞机从肯尼迪机场起飞, 在到达舒适的巡航高度后, 机长通过对讲系统发表了一个通告;" 女士们先生们,我是你们的机长. 欢迎乘坐293航班,从纽约直飞洛杉矶. 前面的天气很好, 我们将有一个平稳顺利的航程. 现在请坐下休息--啊, 上帝!" 一阵沉默,过了几分钟, 机长又回到对讲机前. "女士们先生们,我很抱歉之前吓着你们了. 因为我正在讲话的时候, 助理员拿了一杯咖啡给我,并把热咖啡洒在我的腿上了. 你们可以看一下我裤子的前面!"

一个坐在座位里的乘客说," 那没事. 他应该看看我裤子的后面!"