Thanks to: Laura Reidlinger

There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking his beer, minding his own business when all of a sudden this great big dude comes in and -- WHACK!! -- knocks him off the bar stool and onto the floor. The big dude says, "That was a karate chop from Korea." The little guy thinks "GEEZ," but he gets back up on the stool and starts drinking again when all of a sudden -- WHACK!! -- the big dude knocks him down AGAIN and says, "That was a judo chop from Japan." So the little guy has had enough of this... He gets up, brushes himself off and quietly leaves. The little guy is gone for an hour or so when he returned. Without saying a word, he walks up behind the big dude and -- WHAM!!!" -- knocks the big dude off his stool, knocking him out cold!!! The little guy looks at the bartender and says, "When he gets up, tell him that's a crowbar from Sears.

    有个小个子男人坐在酒吧里,喝着啤酒,想着心事. 突然, 进来一个高大的花花公子,"啪",一下把他打到在地. 花花公子说:"这是来自韩国的空手道." 小个子男人起来,坐回到凳上,继续喝他的啤酒. 突然,"啪",花花公子又把他打倒在地,"这是来自日本的柔道." 小个子男人受够了...他起身,掸了掸衣服,静静走了.过了差不多一个小时,小个子男人回来了,没说一句话,他走到那个高大的花花公子身后,"碰",他把那个花花公子打翻在地,直翻白眼. 小个子男人看了眼酒保,说,"他起来的时候,告诉他这是来自西尔斯的铁撬."