昨晚巨爵来临, 狂风暴雨. 我住在高楼, 风比低楼更猛. 家里的门窗不能打开,一开窗,马上"啪"一下被风吹拢了. 风夹着雨点,狠狠地敲在玻璃上,感觉打在背上一样, 惊得不能入睡. 早上起来, 阳台上一片狼藉, 花盆滚得乱七八糟,地上全是树叶和泥土.怕是刚结的柠檬又是凶多吉少了吧?

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A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower. 
In the middle of the night the woman leans over and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket." 
The man leans out and with a glint in his eye said "I've got a better idea ... let's pretend we're married." 
"Why not," giggles the woman. 
"Good," he replies. "Get your own blanket." 

    一个男人和一个妇人,素不相识,却在一个火车卧铺包箱里碰到了. 一阵不自在后,他们都决定睡觉了.妇人睡上铺,男人睡下铺.

    半夜,妇人探下头来:"不好意思打扰你, 我实在太冷了,你能不能把另一条毯子递给我?"

    男人探出头,眨了一下眼,"我有一个更好的主意,假装我们是夫妻..."

    "好啊." 妇人格格笑了.

    "很好" 男人回答."那用你自己的毯子吧."