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(2009-09-15 10:07:34)
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分类: JOKE笑话
Thanks to: Laura "I love my job" Larson Grayslake IL USA.

An Illinois man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day.

When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her email address, he did his best to type it in from memory.

Unfortunately, he missed one letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife, whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream and fell to the floor in a dead faint. At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

DEAREST WIFE: JUST GOT CHECKED IN. EVERYTHING PREPARED FOR YOUR ARRIVAL TOMORROW.
P.S. SURE IS HOT DOWN HERE.

    一个伊利诺州人离开白雪覆盖的芝加哥,去佛罗里达度假.他的太太正在外地出差,计划第二天来佛罗里达与他会合.

    他到了旅馆以后,决定给他太太发一封电邮.但是写着电邮地址的纸找不到了,只能按着记忆来写地址了.

    非常不幸,他漏了一个字母,他的短信发给了一个老年牧师的妻子,她的丈夫刚在前一天过世. 当这个悲伤的寡妇检查她的邮箱时,她只看了显示器一眼,就尖叫一声,跌在地上,脸色灰白. 听到声音,家人冲进房间,看到显示器上的短信:

  亲爱的妻子: 快点来吧,这里我都准备好了.
  又: 这里当然很热.

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