另类高尔夫定律(第三部分)
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另类高尔夫定律(第三部分)
LAW 10: Sand is alive. If it isn't, how do you explain the way it works against you?
定律十:沙坑是活物。否则怎么解释它与你作对的情况呢?
LAW 11: Golf carts always run out of juice at the farthest
point from the clubhouse.
定律十一:高尔夫球车总是在离会所最远的地方耗尽燃料。
LAW 12: All 3-woods are demon-possessed.
定律十二:所有的三号木都是着了魔的。
LAW 13: A severe slice is a thing of awesome power and
beauty.
定律十三:严重的右曲球可以代表一种可怕的力量和美丽。
LAW 14: The person you would most hate to lose to will
always be the one who beats you.
定律十四:你最不愿意输球的对手往往能赢你。
LAW 15: The last three holes of a round will automatically
adjust your score to what it really should be.
定律十五:最后三洞会自动地把你的成绩调回正常值。
LAW 16: All vows taken on a golf course shall be valid only
until the sunset.
定律十六:在球场上的所有誓言只有在太阳落山以后才算数。