Happy birthday, you're not special!
You're getting older and not much better!
We don't want to embarrass you!
That's why we're singing this song1
So happy fxcking birthday！
You're not special！
You're not special！
You're not special！

    本来在这个特别的时刻，我有一堆话想倾倒在这里，但时间不允许了，只有把朋克乐队NOFX的生日快乐歌，送给自己，在26周岁生日还有不到一个小时就要到来我还在电脑前吐血工作之际。