无人知 2021年 11月 22日 学习天地

幽默笑话：（一:)什么是成功

玉皇问大家：

The jade emperor asked everyone:

什么是成功？

What is success?

赵答：

Zhao answer :

受到了重用；

Has been reused;

钱答：

Qian answer：

积累了财富；

Accumulated wealth;

孙答：

Sun answer：

赢得了名望；

Have a reputation;

李答：

Li answer；

实现了理想；

Realized the ideal;

周答：

Zhou answer：

得到了爱情；

Got the love:

吴答：

Wu answer：

培养了出色孩子，

Raised wonderful children,

陈答：

Chen answer：

做了大官；

Became a senior official.

王答：

Wang answer；

光宗耀祖……

To glorify one's ancestors.

玉皇爷笑了：

The jade emperor smiled;

哪来那么多事啊？

Why are there so many things going on?

晚一点到天堂来见我，

Meet me in heaven later,

这就是成功！

This is success!

幽默笑话：（二:)奖 励

一个老板说：

A boss said:

谁敢跳进鳄鱼池？

Who dares to jump into the crocodile pool?

能活着上岸，奖励100万。

To get ashore alive, reward 1 million.

死了给500万。

It's dead. Give it to 5 million.

都没人敢跳。

No one dares to jump.

忽然扑通一声，

Suddenly with a splash,

一个人跳入池中。

A man jumped into the pool.

他被鳄鱼追赶着游得飞快，

He swam fast, chased by crocodiles,

脸色苍白，

Face to pale，

拼命地游上了对岸，

Swim desperately to the other side,

接过100万后，

After taking over 1 million,

他怒火冲天：

His anger shot up into the sky:

是谁把我推下去的？

Who pushed me down?

他老婆笑着说：是我。

His wife smiled and said: It's me.

成功男士后面总是有个女士！

There is always a lady behind a successful man!

幽默笑话（三) 出 题

教授与农民在火车上相对而坐，

The professor and the farmer sat opposite each other on the train,

无聊之际。

When you're bored.

教授说：

The professor said:

我出一道题，

I'll give you a question,

你若不知，给我5元；

You don't know, give me 5 yuan,

如果你出一道题，

You ask a question,

我不知，给你500元如。

I don't know. give you 500 yuan.

农民同意。

Farmers agree.

教授问：

Professor asked;

月亮距地球多远？

How far is the moon from the earth?

农民无言给教授5元。

The farmer was speechless and gave the professor 5 yuan.

农民问：

The farmer asked:

上山三条腿，

Three legs up the mountain,

下山四条腿，

four legs down the mountain,

是什么动物？

What kind of animal is it?

教授苦思无解，

The professor was at a loss for answers,

无奈给农民500元。

Helpless to give farmers 500 yuan.

农民接过钱准备睡觉。

The farmer took the money and prepared to go to bed.

教授追问：

The professor asked:

上山三条腿，

Three legs up the mountain,

下山四条腿，

Four legs down the mountain,

究竟是什么动物？

What kind of animal is it?

农民无言递给教授5元钱，

The farmer was speechless and gave the professor 5 yuan,

然后他睡觉了。

And then he went to bed.

哈哈哈！

Ha ha ha ！

低学历高智商，

Low education and high intelligence quotient,

太有智慧了！

That's so smart!