无人知 2021年 7月25日 学习天地

（一)爷爷上大学了

爷爷退休了，

Grandpa has been retired.

报名上了老年大学，

Sign up for university for the elderly.

孙子好奇地问：“爷爷，你还上学?”

Grandson asked：“Grandpa, you still go to school?

爷爷说：“我上学不好吗?”

Grandpa said：“Can't go to schoo？”

孙子说：“好是好，要是学校开家长会，

Grandson said：“If the school comes to the parents' meeting？”

那你怎么办呢?”

What do you do？

（二）叫我美女怎么办

妻子问：街上有人叫我美女，我怎么办？

Wife asked：“On the street called me beaty.how to do？”

丈夫回答：赶紧扶他过马路 !

Hasband replied：“Help him across the road quickly！”

他一定眼睛有病!

His eyes were sick.

（三)（打扫猪窝)

妈说：你看你的房间跟猪窝一样乱，

Mother said：Your room is as messy like a pig's nest！

赶快打扫。

Clean it up quickly！

儿说：猪会打扫的吗？

Son said : Can the pig clean

都是养猪的打扫。

Cleaning is to raise pigs.

（四）一个学生照镜子

一个学生拿镜子照自己，

One of the student looked at himself in the mirror,

突然说：我好帅啊！

Suddenly said: I am so handsome

朋友说：你也太狠了！

Friend said, you are too cruel！

连自己都骗。

You lied to yourself。

（五）经理劝架

办公室两女吵架，

The two women quarreled in the office

经理问：“吵啥？说原因！”

The manager asked "noisy? Say the reason! "

两女一听，又争先恐后各执一词。

The two women listen. will fight for each other before and after they fight.

“够了！”经理大吼一声：

Enough. The manager let out a cry:

“丑的先讲！”

"Ugly speak first."

顿时世界安静!

The world is quiet now ！

（六）丈夫买水果

丈夫：亲爱的，我刚去买了15块钱水果。

Husband: honey, I just went to buy 15 yuan fruit.

妻子：然后呢？

Wife: And then what?

丈夫：给了老板100块，那傻瓜找了我95，哈哈！

Husband: Gave the boss 100 yuan, the fool found me 95 yuan, haha!

你说他傻不傻？我当时撒腿就跑啊。

Husband: do you think he's stupid? I ran when I pulled my legs.

妻子：水果呢？

Wife: Where's the fruit!

丈夫：………忘拿了。

Husband:... Forgot to take it.