无人知 2020年12月5日 学习天地

幽默笑话 （一） 为了长寿

有一个朋友问他：

A friend asked him：

你为什么一抽香烟就笑？

Whw do you laugh at a take cigarette？

是不是香烟很香？

Isn't the cigarette very fragrant？

他说；书上说，

He said：The book says.

抽一支香烟，

Take one cigarette，

短寿五秒钟。

Short the life 5 seconds.

笑一笑长寿十秒钟。

Laugh and Laugh long life10 seconds.

为生命赚回五秒钟。

Make profit 5 sconds For life.

幽默笑话 （二） 女生还有这个技能

公司发服装，

Company distribution of clothing.

发现报的时候报大了。XXL。

It was found that the report was big.XXL.

有个女同事说；

One a female colleague said：

大了？没有关系的，

Big？it's doesn't matter.

我给你带回家改一下。

I 'll take It home and change it.

现在女生竟然还有这技能！

Now that girl has this skill.

又一天，女生取出这件衣服。

Another day .the girl take this clothing.

呵呵！衣服还是原来一样大。

He he ！the clothing is the same size.

只是领口上涂掉了两个X。

But the collar were taking the painted off two X.

变成了 L。

Change for L.