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            小孙女考试老爷爷

      无人知 2018年11月16日 学习天地

  一个小孙女要给爷爷考试，

A little granddaughter is going to give grandpa an exam.

 爷爷想有什么能难倒自己的？

 The grandpa think want to do to defeat oneself?

 孙女问；现在开会叫什么？

 Granddaughter asked; What is the meeting now called?

 爷爷答；我活了六十多年，

Grandpa answered; I lived for more than 60 years,

 当然叫开会。

 Of course, called a meeting.

 孙女说；错！应该叫论坛。

 Granddaughter said; wrong! It should be called a forum.

 孙女说；

 Granddaughter said;

 （一）单位现在怎么讲？叫机构。

 (一）what does the unit say now? Call the Institutions.

 （二）集体现在怎么讲？叫团队。

（二）What does the collective say now? Call the team.

 （三）目录现在怎么讲？叫菜单。

（三）What does the say the catalog now? Call the menu.

 （四）计划现在怎么讲？叫路线图。

（四）What is the plan now? It's called a road map.

 （五）领导现在怎么叫？叫老板。

（五）What does the leader call now? Call the boss.

 （六）地主现在怎么讲？叫大赢家。

（六）What does the landlord say now? It's called the big winner.

 （七）资本家现在怎么讲？叫企业家。

（七）What do capitalists say now? It's called entrepreneur.

 （八）暴发户现在怎么讲？叫土豪。

（八）What does the outbreaks household say now? It's called the vulgar tycoon.

 （九）农民工现在叫什么？叫外来建设者。

(九）What is farmer worker's name now? It's called foreign builders.

 （十）半老徐娘叫什么？叫资深美女。

（十）What does half old aunt call? Call a senior girl of beautiful.

 （十一）嫁不出去的优秀姑娘叫什么？叫剩女。

(十一）What's the best girl who can't marry? Call the leftover girl.

 （十二）八卦新闻叫什么？叫秘闻。

（十二）What is the Eight Diagrams news say now? Call secret news.

 （十三）结伴出游的人叫什么？叫驴友。

(十三）What are the names of people traveling together? It's called a donkey.

 （十四）争论现在怎么讲？叫对话。

（十四）What is the debate about now? Call a conversation.

 （十五）辞职现在怎么讲？叫跳槽。

（十五）What is the resignation said now? It's called a job hopping.

 （十六）贪官污吏现在怎么讲？叫老虎苍蝇。

(十六）What do corrupt officials say now? It's called a tiger and fly.

 （十七）用餐现在怎么讲？叫饭局。

(十七）What do you say to dinner now? Call the dinner party.

 （十八）甩手跺脚怎么讲？叫跳广场舞。

（十八）What is the shake hands and stomp feet  to say ? It's called square dance.

  （十九）关系密切现在怎样讲？叫零距离接触。

(十九）How is the close relationship say now? Zero distance contact.

 （二十）同吃同住现在怎样讲？叫资源共享。

(二十）How do we talk about eating and live together? It's called resource sharing.

 （二十一）意见合一现在怎样讲？叫共识。

(二十一）What is the same view? Call the consensus.

 （二十二）你我都受益现在怎样讲？叫双赢。

(二十二）You and I both benefit and now what do we say? Call a win-win.

 呵呵呵！爷爷给小孙女的考试考蒙了，

He he he!Grandpa was examined by his little granddaughter all it's dizzy.

 居然当了一辈子老师的人已经不会做题目了！！ 

Who has been a teacher for life is no longer able to do his homework!！