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               戌戌年新春幽默篇

       无人知 2018年2月16日 学习天地

Happy new year,Relax in the mood.Tell a few jokes,For friends to play and play.

新年快乐，心情要放松。讲几段笑话，供朋友们玩玩。

     幽默段子（一）打包回家

Recently, relatives and friends have been especially married.But Xiao Yun to work on the night shift,It's very annoying to not eat the table.

最近，亲戚朋友的结婚特别多，可是萧云要上晚班，吃不到酒席很苦恼。

  Fortunately, the husband can go every time.It's always gave her take good food.

幸亏丈夫每次都能去，还总是给她带来好吃的。

  She took a rest that day.She also went to a friend's wedding banquet with her husband.

 那天她休息，也和丈夫一起去了朋友的婚宴。

 After the dinning, A friend asks her husband；“Xiao Liu ,Don't you pack your puppy today? ”

酒足饭饱后，朋友问丈夫；“小刘，今天不给你家小狗打包了吗？”

  幽默段子；（二）让座老阿姨

 Take a bus today.Come up with a old aunt,Carry a basket.

今天坐公交，上来一位大妈，提着篮子。

A boy  got up and gave her a seat.The old aunt laughed and asked;“Young boy ,How old is this year?”

一个小伙子起身给她让了座，老阿姨笑着问；“小伙子，今年多大了？”

  Young boy said;“26 years old。”

小伙子说；“26岁。”

Old aunt said;“26 years old also squeezing the bus，My daughter also bought a car at the age of 22.”

老阿姨说；“26岁还挤公交车，我女儿22岁就买汽车了。”

 The young boy laughed and said;“I have to spare some money,I bought a new car for my parents early this year.It's uncomfortable to push the bus,What you say?”

小伙子笑着说；“我结余点钱,今年年初给我爸妈买了一辆新车。挤公交车不舒服，你说呢？”

        幽默段子（三）数学题目

When our have a math class,The teacher asked an absent-minded student；“What is one plus one?”

 当上数学课的时候，老师问了一个心不在焉的同学；“1加1等于几？”

  The student said；“I don't know.”

这同学说；“不知道。”

  The teacher is very angry!Said;“You are a really a meal barrel!Such a simple topic will not.”

老师火气大了！说；“你真是个饭桶！这么简单的题目也不会。”

  The teacher said ；“I'll ask you again.How much if I add you?”

老师说；“我再问你，假如我加你是多少？”

  The student said: “This I know ,Tow  meal barrel.”

这位学生说：“这个我知道，两个饭桶。”