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见你就笑戏剧论坛第三十六期出版了
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2017.3.23. 幽默系列
Three humorous pieces for
friends，Hope friends happy and
healthy every day!
三个幽默段子送给朋友们，希望朋友们开心健康每一天！
幽默段子（一）真神医啊！
Ming Ming see the doctor
yesterday,Pulse,He suggested ；“that
more exercise, do not buy drinks, drink plenty of water, more
public transport or walking.”
明明昨天找了个大夫，把脉后，他建议；“多运动、不要买饮料、多喝白开水、多坐公交或者步行。”
“ Do not eat out, try to eat
vegetarian, eat less meat and seafood.”
“不要在外面吃饭、尽量吃素，少吃肉类和海鲜。”
He nodded and asked him,
“what am I
sick?”
明明点了点头问他；“我是什么病啊？”
The old
doctor said:
“income is too low, too much pressure, not suitable for high
consumption. Spend one's money.”
老医生说；“收入太低、压力太大、不适合高消费。一花钱就上火。”
Ah!
Really Immortal doctor ah!
啊！真是神医啊！
幽默段子（二）如此节约的人
A
brother special saving, home what things are reluctant to
throw.
一个哥们特节约，家里什么东西都舍不得扔。
One day Qiang Qiang went to
his house and saw that he was taking a cold
bath.
一天强强去他家，看他正在洗冷水澡。
Qiang Qiang said,
“brother, such a cold day at home to take a cold
bath?”
强强说；“哥，这么冷的天还在家里洗冷水澡？”
He said,“ there are two bags
of cold medicine at home, do not eat on expired!”
他说；“家中还有两包感冒药，再不吃就过期了！”
幽默段子（三）我奶奶活到一百零三岁
Mr. Wang saw a pupil in the
district to eat ice cream;“Little friend, this cold still eat ice
cream？”
王先生看到小区里一个小学生在吃冰淇淋就说；“小朋友，这大冷天还在吃冰淇淋？”
“My grandmother lived to be
one hundred and three.”Little friend
said;
“我奶奶活到一百零三岁。”小朋友说。
“Did your grandma always eat
ice cream?”The Mr.Wang
asked.
“那你奶奶是一直吃冰淇淋的？”王先生问。
“My grandmother never
put
one's finger into another's pie.”
“我奶奶从来不多管闲事。”
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