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          见你就笑戏剧论坛（第三十四期）出版了

               无人知 2016.8.16.幽默系列

  At leisure to read a few humorous scripts,Digestion stomach,relax mood,Bless my friends;Happy happy every day!

 茶余饭后读几个幽默段子，消化肠胃、放松心情。祝福朋友们；开心快乐每一天！         

             幽默段子；（一）是一面镜子

   A young couple to visit the exhibition of pictures,His wife stood in a painting a portrait of a woman pointing to the picture shouted;“Oh my god!What an ugly woman!

  一对年轻夫妻去参观展画展，妻子站在一幅画前指着一个女人肖像的画幅大声喊起来；“天哪！这女人多难看啊！

  “Hush, light a little!”Husband say;“ This is not a painting,It is a mirror.”

   嘘，轻一点！”丈夫说；“这不是画，是一面镜子。”

           幽默段子；（二）记着写作业

  After dinner, Dad said:“Son, go, take a walk with dad.”Son heard no response,It was a little dog at home immediately followed with go.

  晚饭后，爸爸说：“儿子，走，跟老爸散步去。”儿子听了毫无反应，倒是家里的一条小狗立即跟着走了。

  Son's classmate asked;“ Your father calls you,Way do not answer”

  儿子的同学问；“你爸叫你，怎么不应声？”

  “He's calling his dog son!”

 “That your father usually call your name?”

 “他是在叫他的狗儿子呢！”

 “那你爸平时管你叫什么？”

  At this time the door to the father's voice：“Bastard, remember do the homework!”

 这时门外传来爸爸的声音；“兔崽子，要记着写作业！”

            幽默段子；（三）到底谁跑得快

   Dad asked the son;“Who runs fastest the sports meeting?”

 The son answer;“Cao cao ah.”

 爸爸问儿子；“运动会上谁跑得最快？”儿子回答；“曹操呗，”

  Dad asked;“Why is Cao cao?”

 The son answer;“I t is said that,speak of Cao cao and Cao cao come at ones.”

 爸爸问；“为什么是曹操呢？”

 儿子说；“俗话说得好，说到曹操曹操就到，你说谁比他还快？”

   Dad a shot forehead;“Ah!”

   爸爸一拍脑门；“啊！”