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         见你就笑戏剧论坛（第三十二期）出版了
           无人知  2016.4.19.  幽默系列 
 

  At leisure, send a humor piece two,Bless my friends health and happy every day!
 茶余饭后，送上幽默段子两个，祝福朋友们健康快乐每一天！

     幽默段子；（一）手机被偷，一个短信让小偷跑步送回
 A boy at the train station near the call phone was stolen,Immediately asked a friend to send a text message to his cell phone;
一哥们在火车站附近手机被偷了，马上请朋友给自己的手机发了一条短信；

 “Brother, the train is about to left,I can't wait for you to get on the train first!Owe you twenty thousand yuan.I put it in the 19 locker at the railway station,Password is 1685.”
“哥，火车快开了，我等不到你先上车了！欠你的两万元钱，我放在火车站寄存处19柜子里，密码是1685.”
 

  Half an hour later,Thief stealing mobile phones in front of the train station No. 19 was caught.
 半小时后，偷手机的小偷在火车站19号柜子前被抓住。
 

  Revelation;As long as there is innovation，What problems can be solved.
 启示；只要有创新，啥问题都能解决。
 

             幽默段子；（二）聪明的爷爷
 

  A handsome guy in the evening to accompany my grandfather for a walk,Not far away, there is a beautiful girl in front,He looked at more eyes.
一帅哥傍晚陪爷爷散步，不远处，前面有个美女，就多看了两眼。

   Grandpa asked; "do you like it?"  

  The handsome guy replied; "like." 

  Grandpa said; want her cell phone number? 

  爷爷问；“喜欢吗？”
  帅哥答；“喜欢。”
  爷爷说；要她的手机号码吗？

  The handsome boy blush.Grandpa said; look at me. Then grandpa went to the beautiful girl.
 帅哥脸红了。爷爷说；看我的。然后爷爷向美女方向走去。
 

  A few minutes later, the handsome guy's cell phone rings,There came a sweet sound."Hello"! Your grandpa is lost, come on, we are waiting for you at the gate of the park."
 几分钟后帅哥的手机响了，里面传来甜甜的声音；“你好！你的爷爷迷路了，快点过来吧，我们在公园门口等你。

  The handsome guy is too admire his grandpa!Then, save the phone number.Master in folk ah!
帅哥对爷爷太佩服了！然后，把手机号码存好了。高手在民间啊！
 

  Revelation;The method is much more than difficulties.
 启示；办法总比困难多。