刚才来了个美国人，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，面带微笑的：

Receptionist 前台小姐：“Hello.”  
American 美国人：“Hi.”  

Receptionist 前台小姐：“You have what thing？”  
American 美国人：“Can you speak english？”  

Receptionist 前台小姐：“If I not speak English， I am speaking what？”
American 美国人：“Can anybody else speak english？”

Receptionist 前台小姐：“You yourself look. all people are playing， no people have time，you can wait， you wait，you not wait，you go！”
American 美国人：“Good heavens. anybody here can speak English？”  

Receptionist 前台小姐：“Shout what shout， quiet a little，you on earth have what thing?”
American 美国人：“I want to speak to your head.”  

Receptionist 前台小姐：“Head not zai. You tomorrow come！”
American 美国人吐血而亡……