Trying to make up for bad behavior, a man went to the
 shopping mall to buy his wife a gift. "I'd like to buy some
 gloves for my wife," he says eyeing the attractive
 salesgirl, "but I don't know her size."

 "Will this help?" she asked sweetly, placing her hand in
 his.

 "Oh, yes," he answered. "Her hands are just slightly
 smaller than yours."

 "Will there be anything else?" the salesgirl inquired, as
 she wrapped the gloves.

 "Now that you mention it," the man replied, "She also
 needs a bra and panties."

Remark: his last decision will make the case even worse...