A Great Man   （源自：英语幽默园地）
Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today?

Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.

               一个伟大的人   （译文：牛筋）

老师：如果莎士比亚现在还活着，他会是一个伟大的人吗？

学生：  那肯定了。因为迄今为止还没有人可以活400多年的。

      Guessing a riddle （源自：英语沙龙）
Teacher: Boys, I have a riddle to ask you. There's something wearing beautiful feather, and it can wake you up every morning. What is it, Tom?
Tom: A feather duster, with which father wakes me up every morning.

          猜谜    （译文：牛筋）

老师：同学们，我有一个谜语要你们来猜。有个东西，它有着非常漂亮的羽毛，每天早晨把你们叫醒。它是什么啊， 汤姆？

汤姆：  一个鸡毛掸，我爸爸每天都用它把我叫醒。

          That was yesterday     (源自：英语沙龙)
 
Teacher:    Walter, why don't you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning.
Walter:      What was it?
Teacher:     Eggs.
Walter:      Wrong, sir. That was yesterday.
 
               那是昨天的    （译文：牛筋）
老师：   沃特，你今天为什么都不洗脸呢？我能看见你早餐吃什么了。
沃特：  那你说我吃什么？
老师： 鸡蛋。
沃特： 老师，你错了。 那是昨天的。
 
 

                         They are for  you     (源自：英语幽默笑话)
  Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
   Doctor: They are for you.
                    那是给你的   （译文：牛筋）
医生：  你丈夫需要宁静，需要休息。 这是一些安眠药。
妻子： 我什么时候该给他吃呢？
医生： 那是给你吃的。
  

                It is the past tense   （源自：英语沙龙）
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses.
              Now, if I say "I am beautiful," which tense is it?
Student: Obviously it is the past tense.
 
                   它是过去式    （译文：牛筋）
老师： 今天，我们来学习时态。现在，如果我说“我很漂亮。”这句话是什么时态？
学生：  很显然，那是过去式。