A frog calls a psychic （源自：啊哈笑话网）

Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic.

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"

"No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."

         青蛙和巫师的通话  （译文：牛筋）

  最近,巫师热线和巫师之友网络为青蛙开通了一条热线。下面是一只青蛙和巫师之间的通话。

青蛙打电话到巫师热线，巫师告诉它说：“你将会遇到一个非常年轻美貌的女孩，她想了解关于你的一切事情。”

“好极了！”青蛙欢叫起来。“我将会和她在哪儿见面呢？在晚会还是别的什么地方？

“不，”巫师平静的回答道。“在她下学期的生物课堂上。”

     A good chess player  （源自：啊哈笑话网）

A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. "I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed. "That's the smartest dog I've ever seen."

"Nah, he's not so smart," the friend replied. "I've beaten him three games out of five."

           象棋好手   （译文：牛筋）

  有个人去拜访他的一个朋友。他非常吃惊地发现他的朋友在跟他的狗下象棋。

他满腹狐疑地观看了一会儿说：“我几乎不能相信我的眼睛！” 他惊叫说：“这是我见过的最聪明的狗了。”

“不，他哪有那么聪明呀，”他的朋友回答道，“下了五局，我已经胜了它三局了。”