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不能不转——“友谊”

(2006-03-30 18:16:22)
分类: 乱七八糟
女版

Friendship Between Women:
A woman didn‘t come home one night.
一个女人有一晚没回家睡

The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend‘s house.
隔天她跟老公说他睡在一个女性朋友那边

The man called his wife‘s 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.
她老公打电话给她最好的10个朋友,没有一个知道这件事!


男版

Friendship Between Men:
A man didn‘t come home one night.
一个男人有一晚没回家睡

The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a buddy‘s house.
隔天他跟老婆说他睡在一个兄弟那边

The woman called her husband‘s 10 best friends.
她老婆打电话给他最好的10个朋友,

Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over,
有八个好兄弟确定他老公睡在他们家......

and two claimed that he was still there.
还有2个说... 他老公还在他那儿!

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