The nice men are ugly.
   The handsome men are not nice.
   The handsome and nice men are gay.
   The handsome, nice and hetero men are married.
   The men who are not so handsome but are nice men have no money.
   The men who are not so handsome but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
   The handsome men without money are after our money.
   The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat hetero don’t think we are beautiful enough.
   The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money, and thank God, are hetero are shy and never make the first move!