从同事那里看来的,不过我有点怀疑GM是否有这么风趣,可能是杜撰的:
At a recent
computer expo
(COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the
computer industry with
the auto industry and stated,
"If GM had kept up with technology
like the
computer industry has, we would all be driving
$25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon."
In response to
Bill's comments,
General Motors issued a press
release stating, "If GM
had developed technology like Microsoft, we would
all be driving cars with the following characteristics (and I just
love this part, especially 7th point and 10th point).
1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a
day.
2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have
to buy a new car!
3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason.
You would have to
pull to the side of the road,
close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen
the windows before you could continue. For some
reason you would simply accept this.
4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a
left turn would cause your car to
shut down and
refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the
engine.
5. Macintosh would make a car
that was powered by the sun,
was reliable, five times as fast and twice as
easy to drive - but would run on only five
percent of the roads.
6. The oil, water temperature,
and alternator warning lights would all be replaced
by a single "This Car Has Performed an Illegal
Operation" warning light.
7. The airbag system would ask, "Are you sure?" before
deploying.
8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your
car would lock you out and refuse to
let you in
until you simultaneously lifted
the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio
antenna.
9. Every time a new car was
introduced car buyers would have to learn how to
drive all over again because
none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old
car.
10. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine
off.
Never undervalue the manufacturing industries ……
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