而今迈步从头越。

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侬有啥不开心额事体呀?港出来,酿阿拉开心开心,好弗啦?。。。。
《好消息和坏消息》Good News And Bad News
1、英文版
"There's good news and bad news," the divorce lawyer told his client.
"I could sure use some good news," sighed the client. "What's it?"
"Your wife isn't demanding that your future inheritances be included in the settlement."
“你妻子没有要求将你未来的继承财产也划入裁决的范围。”
“那么坏消息呢?”
"After the divorce, she's marrying your father."
2、今日版
哥们L:有好消息也有坏消息,先听哪一个?
小裁缝:先说好滴吧。
哥们L:帮你查了,你驾驶执照上的违章扣分和罚款都清零了。
小裁缝:欧叶!太好了!坏消息呢?
哥们L:驾照2年多未年审,你现已被交管局注销户口,要重考新证才能上路。
十年驾照两茫茫
马蹄声碎,喇叭声咽。雄关漫道真如铁
再背交规, 裁缝吐血
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