You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"  
That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her, pointing at you, and says, "He"s very rich. Marry him."  
That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, "Hi, I"m very rich. Marry me."  
That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink.
You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride,
and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?"  
That"s Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich, I want to marry you."  
That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me."
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.  
That's Customer Feedback.