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分类: 胡说乱论 |
——What kind of water should people drink in order to be healthy?
——为了健康应该喝什么水?
——Drink well water.
——喝好的井水。英语词Well(井,好)
——女人和伞的区别是什么?
——You can shut up an umbrella.
——伞可以合起来。
——Will liars be honest after they die?
——说谎的人死后会诚实吗?
——No, they won’t, they still lie after they die.
——不,他们死后躺着说鬼话。
英语Still lie有两个意思,一是静静地躺着,另一个是“仍旧说谎”。
——What kind of dog doesn’t bite or bark?
——Hotdog.
——什么狗不叫也不咬?
——热狗
——Why is a kiss like a gossip?
——Because it goes from mouth to mouth..
——接吻何以似流言?
——都是口口相传。
——What animal is the most intelligent?
——The pig that nose (knows) everything.
——哪种动物最聪明?
——什么都(懂)的猪。
——What headlines does a woman hate to see?
——Wrinkles.
—— 女人最讨厌看的头条是什么?
——头条文(纹)
Do you know what happened to a carrot if it crosees a highway------It becomes a vegetable.
红萝卜过马路——歇菜。 (血菜)
——“Why is the river rich?”
——“Because it has two banks!”
英语banks一词可以指河岸,也可以指银行。
——What does a lawyer do after he dies?
——Lie still.
——律师死后干什么?
——躺着说鬼话
——What flower does everybody have?
——Tulips (Tulips= two lips)
——人人都有的花是什么花
——泪花
Tulips是郁金香。
Teacher: What is the answer you give most often in class?
Student: I don’t know.
老师:在课堂上你们最常用的回答是什么:
学生:(我)不知道