NEW GENERATION

(新一代)

Daughter:”Dad, I’m in love with a boy who lives far away from me. I am in Australia and he lives in the UK. We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook, had long chats on QQ, he proposed to me on Skype and now we’ve had two months of a great relationship through Viber. Dad, I need your blessings and good wishes.”

女儿：“爸爸，我爱上了一个男生，但他的家离我很远，我在澳大利亚，他在英国，我们是在一个约会网站认识的，在‘脸书’上成为朋友，在QQ上长谈，他在SKYPE上向我求婚了，现在我们已经通过VIBER恋爱两个月了，希望得到你祝贺和祝福。”

Father:”Wow! Really!! Then get married on Twitter, have fun on Wechat, buy your kids on Amazon and pay through Paypal. And if you are fed up with your husband…… sell him on Ebay.

父亲：“哇，真的呀!那你们可以在推特上结婚，在微信上开心，在亚马逊上买几个孩子，通过‘贝宝’付账，如果你厌倦了你的丈夫，可以到‘易贝’上把他给卖了。”

(来自网络)