（来自网络）

A man received a message from his neighbor…

Sorry that I have been using your wife…

I have been using day and night…

I use whenever you are not at home…

In fact, I have been using more than you do…

I confess to you about this because I feel very guilty…

I hope you will accept my sincere apology!

（某男收到邻居短信：对不起，我用了你的老婆，日用夜用，只要你不在家我就用，事实上，我用得比你还多。我现在向你坦白这些，主要是因为我感到内疚，希望你能接受我诚挚的歉意。）

Man went home and had a big fight with his wife…

（某男回到家后，与老婆大闹一场。）

Few minutes later he received another message…

Sorry for my typo earlier, I mean your wifi

（几分钟后，某男收到邻居另一封短信：对不起，刚才打错字了，我的意思是我用了你的无线上网……）