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电脑密码(笑话)

(2012-11-23 08:44:14)
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分类: 搞笑
A lady helps her man to install a new computer.

 

Once it is completed, she tells him to select a password, a word that he’ll always remember.

As the computer asks him to enter it, he looks at his wife and with a macho gesture and a wink in his eye, he selects: penis.

 

But he is annoyed with her reaction: As he hits “enter”, to validate the selection, his wife collapses with laughter and rolls on the floor in hysteria.

 

The computer had replied: TOO SHORT- ACCESS DENIED!

 

一位女士帮她老公装电脑。装完后,她要求他选择一个容易记的密码。

 

开始输入密码时,他想了一下,眼睛一眯,看着老婆不怀好意地笑着。

 

“Penis(阴茎)“ ,他一个字母接一个字母把密码敲进去,然后按”输入“键。

 

老婆看到电脑回复后,忍不住笑得浑身颤抖,支撑不住倒在地上。

 

电脑回复:太短 - 禁止入内!

 

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