绝望的主妇

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[_312#_312#]Here's,um...here's what I pulled for Edie.

[_313#_313#]I should warn you that most of the clothes in there aren't that stylish.

[_314#_314#]Oh,don't worry about it. Edie's a beggar now,which means she can'be a chooser.

[_315#_315#]Of course,we don't have to add salt to the wound.

[_316#_316#]Listen,I was just getting dinner ready.

[_317#_317#]Say no more.

[_318#_318#]I'll get out of your hair.

[_319#_319#]No,no.

[_320#_320#]By the way,was that you I saw getting pulled over by a policeman?

[_321#_321#]Yeah,the boys were acting up in the car,and I couldn't get them to sit down.

[_322#_322#]Young boys can be so willful.

[_323#_323#]I try everything.

[_324#_324#]I scream,I threaten,I reason,I beg. Nothing works.

[_325#_325#]I don't know if it's because they're too young and they don't understand

[_326#_326#]or if they're just getting some perverse joy out of testing me.

[_327#_327#]My mother used to have the worst time with me in the car

[_328#_328#]so one time when I was acting up,she stopped

[_329#_329#]and left me on the side of the road,and she drove off.

[_330#_330#]You're kidding.

[_331#_331#]Oh,she came back immediately,but I never misbehaved in the car again.

[_332#_332#]You should try that.

[_333#_333#]Mrs. Huber,I could never leave my kids by the side of the road.

[_334#_334#]When it comes to discipline,sometimes you must be creative.

[_335#_335#]My mother knew that. Smart lady.

[_336#_336#]Of course,she's in a home now,and her mind has just turned to mush.

[_337#_337#]Well,like I said,I should go back and get dinner ready.

[_338#_338#]Oh,right,right.

[_339#_339#]Goodbye. Goodbye.

[_340#_340#]Susan,have you been able to find old clothes for Edie?

[_341#_341#]She has nothing to wear.

[_342#_342#]I thought that was the look she was going for.

[_343#_343#]Oh,Susan.

[_344#_344#]Edie may be trash,but she's still a human being.

[_345#_345#]Zach? Is your dad home?

[_346#_346#]I need to talk to him.

[_347#_347#]Hey,Paul. Hey.

[_348#_348#]Hope I'm not interrupting.

[_349#_349#]Actually,I was getting ready to go somewhere.

[_350#_350#]I just wanted to come by and say hello,you know,see how you guys a doing.

[_351#_351#]We're trying to move on,it's been pretty tough.

[_352#_352#]Yeah,I could only imagine.

[_353#_353#]I mean,not knowing why Mary Alice...Why what?

[_354#_354#]Why she did it. Oh,here,let me help you.

[_355#_355#]I've got it,I've got it.

[_356#_356#]I'm sorry if I upset you.

[_357#_357#]Can I be frank?

[_358#_358#]Of course.

[_359#_359#]I don't care what her reasons were.

[_360#_360#]Maybe she was depressed,maybe she was bored.

[_361#_361#]It doesn't matter.

[_362#_362#]She abandoned her husband and her son,and I'll never forgive her.

[_363#_363#]As I watched Ssusan,I couldn't help feeling sorry for her.

[_364#_364#]She wanted so much to know why I did it...

[_365#_365#]Why I killed myself.

[_366#_366#]It's not enough to want the truth.

[_367#_367#]You must know where to look for it.

[_368#_368#]And the truth is elusive,because it knows where to hide.

[_369#_369#]Hello,Julie.

[_370#_370#]I talked to your mom about donating some clothes for Edie.

[_371#_371#]She's at mrs. Van de Kamp's,but I'll see if she left some stuff upstairs.

[_372#_372#]I-I was,um,just admiring your new measuring cup.

[_373#_373#]Yeah,we lost ours.

[_374#_374#]Really?

[_375#_375#]So I couldn't find the clothes,I'm sorry.

[_376#_376#]That's okay.

[_377#_377#]If you want me to keep looking...

[_378#_378#]No,you've done more than enough,truly.

[_379#_379#]Bree,Rex just called,he won't be able to meet you here today.

[_380#_380#]Apparently,there was an emergency at the hospital.

[_381#_381#]Oh. Well,I wish he had called me.

[_382#_382#]He suggested perhaps you'd like to meet with me by yourself.

[_383#_383#]You've been very quiet in our joint sessions.

[_384#_384#]What?

[_385#_385#]Oh -- oh,no,thank you. I-I have some things that I-I need to do today.

[_386#_386#]You -- you sure?

[_387#_387#]Uh,yeah,I'm sure.

[_388#_388#]Dr. Goldfine,there is something you can do for me.

[_389#_389#]What's that?

[_390#_390#]Take off your coat.

[_391#_391#]So now you're taking Julie on the dinner date with Mike?

[_392#_392#]Yeah,well,if Edie's going to be there,I'm going to need emotional support.

[_393#_393#]I can't believe she wormed her way in.

[_394#_394#]How did you let her do that?

[_395#_395#]I don't know.

[_396#_396#]I was going to take her out at the knees,but it all happened so fast.

[_397#_397#]Well,you know what you need to do.

[_398#_398#]You need to get there early,spend a little time with Mike before the little barracuda gets there.

[_399#_399#]That's a good idea.

[_400#_400#]Edie will get there at 5:45,which means her breasts will arrive at 5:30,so I should shoot for 5:00.

[_401#_401#]That a girl.

[_402#_402#]I'm just going to take these upstairs.

[_403#_403#]I'm going to keep my one little bag and go home.

[_404#_404#]That is a beautiful rose,where did you get it?

[_405#_405#]Oh,John gave it to me.

[_406#_406#]John? Your gardener? He gave you a rose?

[_407#_407#]Yes.

[_408#_408#]I am having some new bushes planted outside

[_409#_409#]and he gave me that as a color palette.

[_410#_410#]Sure is beautiful,isn't it?

[_411#_411#]Yes,it is.

[_412#_412#]I'm sure Freud would not approve of this.

[_413#_413#]Oh,who cares what he thinks?

[_414#_414#]I took psychology in college,we learned all about Freud.

[_415#_415#]A miserable human being.

[_416#_416#]What makes you say that?

[_417#_417#]Well,think about it --

[_418#_418#]he grew up in the late 1800s,there were no appliances back then.

[_419#_419#]His mother had to do everything by hand,

[_420#_420#]just backbreaking work from sunup to sundown

[_421#_421#]not to mention the countless other sacrifices she probably had to make to take care of her family.

[_422#_422#]And what does he do?

[_423#_423#]He grows up and becomes famous peddling a theory that the problems of most adults

[_424#_424#]can be traced back to something awful their mother has done.

[_425#_425#]She must have felt so betrayed.

[_426#_426#]He saw how hard she worked.

[_427#_427#]He saw what she did for him.

[_428#_428#]Did he even ever think to say "thank you"?

[_429#_429#]I doubt it.

[_430#_430#]There you go.

[_431#_431#]Just so you know,many of Freud's theories have been discredited.

[_432#_432#]Good.

[_433#_433#]Boys,I am not going to tell you again,sit.

[_434#_434#]I mean it,I am serious.

[_435#_435#]You boys are going to be in so much trouble if you don't sit back in those seats.

[_436#_436#]For the first time,Lynette could see this was not the innocent play of children.

[_437#_437#]She was being challenged.

[_438#_438#]So she decided it was time to get creative.

[_439#_439#]Out. Can't behave,you heard me,you cannot ride.

[_440#_440#]You,out.

[_441#_441#]Where's mom going?

[_442#_442#]Mommy's a genius.

[_443#_443#]5,6 -- alright.

[_444#_444#]I will be right back.

[_445#_445#]Boys?

[_446#_446#]If you're hiding,you've got to stop now,'cause mommy doesn't think it's funny!

[_447#_447#]Oh,excuse me.

[_448#_448#]I'm sorry,I'm looking for my boys,three boys with red hair.

[_449#_449#]Have you seen them?

Yeah. I also sa?

是的,我还看见你把他们扔在路边然后开走了

[_450#_450#]I know,I was just trying to scare them into behaving.

[_451#_451#]Did you see where they went?

[_452#_452#]Yeah,yeah,yeah. They're in my kitchen.

[_453#_453#]Listen,uh,it seems to me that you have some anger management issues.

[_454#_454#]I have four kids under the age of 6. I absolutely have anger management issues.

[_455#_455#]Yeah,well,I think you need to talk to somebody,because abandoning your children is...

[_456#_456#]Hey,I-I didn't abandon them. I came back.

[_457#_457#]I'm just saying it's not normal.

[_458#_458#]Well,my kids aren't normal,and now I don't have time for this,lady,so...

[_459#_459#]boys,get out here!

[_460#_460#]No,I don't think they should go anywhere until you calm down.

[_461#_461#]Get in the car.

[_462#_462#]She's got cookies.

[_463#_463#]Well,bring them,we're leaving.

[_464#_464#]Oh,no,no. Stay put. I don't think so. Aah!

[_465#_465#]Listen,lady,you and I are going to have a little talk.

Leave my mommy alone!

[_466#_466#]What's the matter with you?

[_467#_467#]Run,boys,run!

[_468#_468#]You get back here!

[_469#_469#]Boys,you're going to need to put on your --

[_470#_470#]You come back here right now! Get back or I'm going to call social services!

[_471#_471#]Oh,my god.

[_472#_472#]Carlos,what have you done?

[_473#_473#]I saw it when I drove by the dealership.

[_474#_474#]I thought,"Gabrielle would look so beautiful in this."

[_475#_475#]Cost me an arm and a leg.

[_476#_476#]It's got GPS navigation,200-watt stereo system,rear parking --

[_477#_477#]Oh,my god,it's beautiful.

[_478#_478#]So... did I take your breath away?

[_479#_479#]Absolutely.

[_480#_480#]Is it the best gift you've ever gotten?

[_481#_481#]Gabrielle could see what this gesture had cost Carlos

[_482#_482#]so she responded the only way she knew how.

[_483#_483#]She had a feeling the truth would have been lost on her husband anyway.

[_484#_484#]After all,it's the rare man who understands the value of a single perfect rose.

[_485#_485#]Oh,I hope you don't mind,I thought I'd come by early and help you set up.

[_486#_486#]Hey,Susan.

[_487#_487#]Don't worry. Mike and I have got everything under control.

[_488#_488#]Bongo.

[_489#_489#]I don't know why he barks at you.

[_490#_490#]Well,I wouldn't take it personally. Dogs are very sensitive.

[_491#_491#]What's up,Bongo,huh?

[_492#_492#]You never know what freaks them out,huh?

[_493#_493#]In the distance,susan thought she heard a bell ring.

[_494#_494#]Ooh,is it a strange noise,huh? What is it? A weird smell?

[_495#_495#]Round one had started.

[_496#_496#]Look,all I'm saying is that this whole "it takes two to mess up a marriage" theory is bull.

[_497#_497#]The problems that weave are because of her.

[_498#_498#]That is not true,Rex.

[_499#_499#]All right,fine. What have I been doing for the past 20 years that's been so awful?

[_500#_500#]You're not saying anything because I've been a great husband

[_501#_501#]and it kills you to admit that.

[_502#_502#]Rex,I'm curious --

[_503#_503#]do you ever acknowledge the benefits of living with Bree?

[_504#_504#]Huh?

[_505#_505#]By your own admission,your home is always clean

[_506#_506#]your clothes are always freshly pressed. Sounds like a wonderful cook.

[_507#_507#]Despite her flaws,do you ever remember to say "thank you"?

[_508#_508#]"Thank you"?

[_509#_509#]Yes.

[_510#_510#]Bongo! Bongo.Get down. Down.

[_511#_511#]Go on. Unh-unh. Down.

[_512#_512#]So,um,who's the guy that lives across from mrs. Huber again?

[_513#_513#]Mm. That's mr. Mullen,and just so you know,if he invites you in,you have to meet all of his pets.

[_514#_514#]That's okay,I love animals.

[_515#_515#]He's a taxidermist.

[_516#_516#]Thanks for the warning.

[_517#_517#]Isn't mr. Mullen's brother your divorce attorney?

[_518#_518#]Uh,yes. Yes,he was.

[_519#_519#]Can I say something?

[_520#_520#]In my heart,I still believe that you and Carl are going to get back together.

[_521#_521#]Really?

[_522#_522#]Oh,yeah,I-I've never seen two people more in love.

[_523#_523#]I mean,she's never going to find that kind of chemistry with another man.

[_524#_524#]Never.

[_525#_525#]It was everything susan could do to keep a smile on her face.

[_526#_526#]Round two was under way,and she was already taking a beating.

[_527#_527#]You know what,mrs. Britt?

[_528#_528#]What edie hadn't counted on...

[_529#_529#]Do you know who I always liked?

Was Susan had someone else in her corner.

[_530#_530#]Mr. Authwell -- your fourth husband.

[_531#_531#]Oh,he was my second husband,I've only been married twice.

[_532#_532#]Twice?

[_533#_533#]You weren't married to the guy with all the tattoos that they took away in handcuffs?

[_534#_534#]No,Julie,she wasn't married to Javier.

[_535#_535#]That was just one of her special friends.

[_536#_536#]I think we should change the subject.

[_537#_537#]You know,unless you want to keep talking about it.

[_538#_538#]Bongo,get down.

[_539#_539#]Wait,wait. Let -- let me show you something. Bongo.

[_540#_540#]He loves that gravy.

[_541#_541#]While you were in there tossing the salad,I taught him something.

[_542#_542#]Susan was furious with Edie for using a dog to ingratiate herself with its owner.

[_543#_543#]She was also furious with Mike for not seeing through this blatant maneuver.

[_544#_544#]But mostly...you know what? I'm going to go get the desserts.

[_545#_545#]She was furious with herself for not having thought of it first.

[_546#_546#]I can barely get him to sit.

[_547#_547#]You are a good dog. You're the best dog ever. Yes,you are.

[_548#_548#]Ha ha. I've never seen him walk on two legs.

[_549#_549#]Well,he knows who to come to,doesn't he? He knows who to come to.

[_550#_550#]Here's your dessert.

[_551#_551#]Thank you. Mmm. My,this looks yummy.

[_552#_552#]Oh,look at that.

[_553#_553#]Looks like Bongo's finally warming up to Susan.

[_554#_554#]Yeah,we just got off on the wrong foot,we're best buddies now.

[_555#_555#]Oh,what a good boy.

[_556#_556#]Bongo,are you okay?

[_557#_557#]What's wrong with him?

[_558#_558#]I don't know,I've never heard him make that sound.

[_559#_559#]Hey,you okay,pal?

[_560#_560#]Mom.

[_561#_561#]Hey,you all right? You okay? Come on.

[_562#_562#]Call the vet. The number's on the fridge. Tell him I'll be right there.

[_563#_563#]Okay,don't you worry about a thing,I'll stay here and get everything cleaned up.

[_564#_564#]Thanks,Edie.

[_565#_565#]Is there anything I can do?

[_566#_566#]No.

[_567#_567#]Hey. Hey.

[_568#_568#]How's Bongo doing?

[_569#_569#]I'm,uh,just waiting to see if they'll have to operate.

[_570#_570#]Oh,god.

[_571#_571#]I-I... I stopped and I got this...

[_572#_572#]I am just so sorry for this.

I'm really sorry I snapped at you. I was just so...

[_573#_573#]Oh,no,it's okay.

[_574#_574#]Good news.

[_575#_575#]We won't have to do surgery.

[_576#_576#]Oh,that's great.

[_577#_577#]We've given Bongo something to help pass the earring.

[_578#_578#]When he does,would you like us to retrieve it for you?

[_579#_579#]I'm going to say no.

[_580#_580#]Okay. You should be able to take him home in about an hour.

[_581#_581#]You must be so relieved.

[_582#_582#]I'm sorry,I was just really worried.

[_583#_583#]Well,it was your dog,I get it.

[_584#_584#]Actually,he was my wife's dog,and,uh...

[_585#_585#]one of the last things she said to me in the hospital before she died was to be sure I looked after him

[_586#_586#]and,um,I promised her I would.

[_587#_587#]And just like that,Susan could suddenly see something she'd never seen before.

[_588#_588#]He,uh,meant so much to her.

[_589#_589#]Mike Delfino was still in love with his late wife.

[_590#_590#]And if,uh,something had happened,I would have felt like I had failed her.

[_591#_591#]I know that sounds stupid,but I...

[_592#_592#]and she knew right then neither she nor Edie would be laying claim to his heart anytime soon.

[_593#_593#]No,it doesn't. Not at all.

[_594#_594#]So she decided,for now,she could settle for just being his friend.

[_595#_595#]This is for you. Well,for Bongo.

[_596#_596#]You give it to him.

[_597#_597#]Yes. As I look back at the world I left behind,it's all so clear to me:

[_598#_598#]the beauty that waits to be unveiled,the mysteries that long to be uncovered.

[_599#_599#]But people so rarely stop to take a look,they just keep moving.

[_600#_600#]It's a shame really,there's so much to see.