绝望的主妇

第二集原文（1）

1#_1#]If Mary alice was having some sort of crisis,we'd have known.

[_2#_2#]She lives 50 feet away,for god's sakes.

[_3#_3#]Gabby,the woman killed herself.

[_4#_4#]Something must have been going on.

[_5#_5#]Every time I'm around that man,he tries to grab my ass.

[_6#_6#]I made over $200,000 doing business with him last year.

[_7#_7#]If he wants to grab your ass,you let him.

[_8#_8#]Why aren't you happy?

[_9#_9#]Turns out I wanted all the wrong things.

[_10#_10#]What's that?

[_11#_11#]It's a letter addressed to Mary Alice.

[_12#_12#]Oh,Mary Alice,what did you do?

[_13#_13#]An odd thing happens when we die.

[_14#_14#]Our senses vanish.

[_15#_15#]Taste,touch,smell,and sound become a distant memory,but our sight...

[_16#_16#]ah,our sight expands,and we can suddenly see the world we've left behind so clearly.

[_17#_17#]Of course,most of what's visible to the dead could also be seen by the living

[_18#_18#]if they'd only take the time to look.

[_19#_19#]Like my friend Gabrielle.

[_20#_20#]I should have seen how unhappy she was,but I didn't.

[_21#_21#]I only saw her clothes from Paris...

[_22#_22#]and her platinum jewelry and her brand-new diamond watch.

[_23#_23#]Had I looked closer

[_24#_24#]I'd have seen that Gabrielle was a drowning woman desperately in search of a life raft.

[_25#_25#]Luckily for her,she found one.

[_26#_26#]Of course,Gabrielle only saw her young gardeneras a way to infuse her life with a little excitement.

[_27#_27#]But now she was about to discover just how exciting her life could get.

[_28#_28#]Damn it.

[_29#_29#]Come on,come on,come on! Hurry up! Let's go!

[_30#_30#]Where are the rest of my clothes?

I'll find them,just get out.

[_31#_31#]Where?

[_32#_32#]Out the window.

[_33#_33#]What?

[_34#_34#]Go,go,go,go,go!

[_35#_35#]Hi,honey,you're home early.

[_36#_36#]My meeting got canceled.

[_37#_37#]Didn't you take a shower this morning?

[_38#_38#]I,uh,I just finished a workout.

[_39#_39#]Where's John?

[_40#_40#]John?

[_41#_41#]Yeah,that's his truck out front.

[_42#_42#]Gabrielle was panicked.

[_43#_43#]She knew if her husband discovered her secret,she would feel the full force of his wrath.

[_44#_44#]Hey,mr. Solis.

[_45#_45#]Hey,John,take care of that ficus yet?

[_46#_46#]I'll get to it as soon as I'm done here.

[_47#_47#]All right.

[_48#_48#]But she was quickly reminded that...

what Carlos couldn't see...Yeah,sure.

[_49#_49#]No problem.

[_50#_50#]Couldn't hurt her.

[_51#_51#]The peaceful facade of Wisteria Lane had recently been shattered

[_52#_52#]first by my suicide and then by the discovery of...

[_53#_53#]a note among my belongings that suggested a suspicious reason for my desperate act.

[_54#_54#]My friends gathered to discuss its implications.

[_55#_55#]I think we should give it to Paul.

[_56#_56#]He's still mourning,Susan,he'll probably freak out.

[_57#_57#]It doesn't matter,she was his wife,he deserves to have all the facts.

[_58#_58#]Well,we could do it gently.

[_59#_59#]We could tell him about it over coffee and pastry.

[_60#_60#]That would be fun.

[_61#_61#]"Paul,we have proof your wife killed herself over some deep,dark secret,another bear claw?"

[_62#_62#]We could always call the police.

[_63#_63#]Maybe it's just some sort of sick joke.

[_64#_64#]Well,if it was a joke,it was in very poor taste.

[_65#_65#]No,this was serious,I know it was.

[_66#_66#]We got to find out what was going on.

[_67#_67#]Let's say we do,there's a chance we're not going to like what we find.

[_68#_68#]Well,isn't it worse to be in the dark?

[_69#_69#]I mean,imagining she did all these horrible things.

[_70#_70#]It's the age-old question,isn't it?

[_71#_71#]How much do we really want to know about our neighbors?

[_72#_72#]My friends were right to be concerned.

[_73#_73#]They knew that every family has its secrets

[_74#_74#]and as my son and husband could have told them

[_75#_75#]you need to think carefully before digging them up.

[_76#_76#]After talking for hours,my friends still hadn't agreed on what to do with the note.

[_77#_77#]So they decided to talk about it in the morning after a good night's rest.

[_78#_78#]But no one could sleep that night.

[_79#_79#]They each kept thinking of my suicide and how terribly alone I must have felt.

[_80#_80#]You see,loneliness was something my friends understood all too well.

[_81#_81#]It's okay,I'm up.

[_82#_82#]Good.

[_83#_83#]I have a question for you.

[_84#_84#]Do you remember when you proposed?

[_85#_85#]For god's sake...We sat on skyline drive and drank a bottle of apple wine,

[_86#_86#]and when we finished it,you turned to me,and you said

[_87#_87#]"if you marry me,Bree Mason,I promise to love you for the rest of my life."

[_88#_88#]And even though I was engaged to Ty Grant,and even though my father didn't like you

[_89#_89#]I said yes.

[_90#_90#]That was a long time ago.

[_91#_91#]You're going to cancel the meeting with that divorce lawyer,

[_92#_92#]and we're going to find ourselves a marriage counselor.

[_93#_93#]Bree ...You promised.

[_94#_94#]All right.

[_95#_95#]Good,I'm going to go,uh,make myself some warm milk.

[_96#_96#]Would you like something to drink?

[_97#_97#]Anything but apple wine.

[_98#_98#]Susan awoke that night alone and parched,but as she gazed out her window

[_99#_99#]she saw the tall drink of water she needed to quinch her thirst.

[_100#_100#]"dear diary,Mike doesn't even know I'm alive."

[_101#_101#]Shut up.

[_102#_102#]If you want to date him,you're going to have to ask him out.

[_103#_103#]I keep hoping he'll ask me out.

[_104#_104#]How's that going?

[_105#_105#]Shouldn't you be making brownies for your nerdy friends?

[_106#_106#]I can't find the measuring cup,have you seen it?

[_107#_107#]The measuring cup?

[_108#_108#]Yeah.

[_109#_109#]I,well,it's... it's got to be here somewhere,just keep looking.

[_110#_110#]I know you're awake.

[_111#_111#]I know you're a jerk.

[_112#_112#]Dinner with Tanaka ran long,I'm sorry.

[_113#_113#]You know,Carlos,I didn't marry you so I could have dinner by myself six times a week.

[_114#_114#]You know how bored I was today?

[_115#_115#]I came this close to actually cleaning the house.

[_116#_116#]Don't be that way,I got you a gift.

[_117#_117#]Nope,no,no,no,no.

[_118#_118#]You're not going to buy your way out of this one.

[_119#_119#]It's a good gift.

[_120#_120#]Is that white gold?

[_121#_121#]Yeah. Put it on and then make love to me.

[_122#_122#]I'm not in the mood.

[_123#_123#]But we could stay up and talk.

[_124#_124#]When a man buys a womaexpensive jewelry

[_125#_125#]there are many things he may want in return for future reference,conversation ain't one of them.

[_126#_126#]Hey,that was a joke.

[_127#_127#]Yeah,right.

[_128#_128#]What the hell is wrong with you? Let go of me.

[_129#_129#]Hey,you've been acting like a nightmare for a month,what's wrong?

[_130#_130#]I can't fix it unless you tell me.

[_131#_131#]It's not exciting anymore,Carlos.

[_132#_132#]So what am I supposed to do?

[_133#_133#]I don't know.

[_134#_134#]Be the way you used to be.

[_135#_135#]Surprise me,take my breath away.

[_136#_136#]Okay.

[_137#_137#]Hey,Susan.

[_138#_138#]Mike,What's wrong?

[_139#_139#]I didn't realize anybody was going to be out here,I just sort of rolled out of bed.

[_140#_140#]I'm sure you look fine.

[_141#_141#]Oh,Bongo,stop.

[_142#_142#]Sorry,uh... he scares easy.

[_143#_143#]No,it...it's fine.

[_144#_144#]I-I get it,I didn't mean to disturb you.

[_145#_145#]I'll see you later.

[_146#_146#]Do you want to have dinner with me?

[_147#_147#]Just the two of us?

[_148#_148#]Well... and Julie.

[_149#_149#]It's a thing we do when somebody new moves into the neighborhood

[_150#_150#]we invite them over for a home-cooked mea,sort of a tradition.

[_151#_151#]I thought you said you were a lousy cook.

[_152#_152#]Well,I order takeout.

[_153#_153#]Oh,you invite them over for home cooking and give them takeout.

[_154#_154#]Yeah,it's -- it's -- it's sort of a new tradition.

[_155#_155#]I'm working out the kinks.

[_156#_156#]I'll tell you what how about I cook and you guys come over to my place?

[_157#_157#]Great.

[_158#_158#]Friday night at 6:00?

[_159#_159#]I'll be there.

[_160#_160#]All right,come on

[_161#_161#]Bye,Bongo.

[_162#_162#]Julie!

[_163#_163#]Mike Delfino just invited us to dinner friday night.

[_164#_164#]He did? Cool.

[_165#_165#]But only I'm going,because you're going to come down with something semi-serious that requires bed rest and fluids.

[_166#_166#]Julie was glad Susan was rekindling her love life.

[_167#_167#]Of course,she was unaware of her mother's recent track record with fire.

[_168#_168#]It's all gone,everything my ex-husband worked for all those years.

[_169#_169#]Gone.

[_170#_170#]Well,don't worry about clothing.

[_171#_171#]I already started a collection from people in the neighborhood.

[_172#_172#]What? I don't want to wear other people's old crap.

[_173#_173#]Edie,you can be homeless,or you can be ungracious,you really can't afford to be both.

[_174#_174#]That reminds me -- my insurance check still hasn't come yet.

[_175#_175#]Can I stay with you for a few more weeks?

[_176#_176#]Of course,what kind of christian would I be if I denied shelter to a friend in need?

[_177#_177#]Oh,look,here's something we can salvage.

[_178#_178#]Your measuring cup.

[_179#_179#]We can just scrape off the burnt part,and it'll look good as new.

[_180#_180#]That's not my cup,mine was plastic.

[_181#_181#]Well,how did it get in here?

[_182#_182#]I don't know,who cares?

[_183#_183#]Now,would you put that down and start looking for jewelry?

[_184#_184#]Dr. Albert Goldfein was the most accomplished marriage counselor in the city.

[_185#_185#]He had dealt with problems ranging from substance abuse to infidelity

[_186#_186#]to domestic violence.

[_187#_187#]Yes,dr. Goldfine thought he had seen it all

[_188#_188#]and then he met the Van de Kamps.

[_189#_189#]Hi. I'm Bree,and this is my husband Rex...

[_190#_190#]and I brought you some homemade potpourri.

[_191#_191#]The answer is yes.

[_192#_192#]You're about to make a fortune off of us.

[_193#_193#]Guys,I'm very --

[_194#_194#]Sit in your seats,I am not going to tell you again!

[_195#_195#]Buckle up!

[_196#_196#]I mean it,so help me,I will --

[_197#_197#]Crap!

[_198#_198#]Licenses,registration,ma'am.

[_199#_199#]Ma'am,you know why I pulled you over?

[_200#_200#]I have a theory.

[_201#_201#]The kids are jumping up and down,they should be sitting,wearing their seat belts.

[_202#_202#]I don't let them -- they don't even listen to me,it's very frustrating.

[_203#_203#]Well,you have to find a way to control them. After all,that's your job.

[_204#_204#]Though he'd been a policeman for six years

[_205#_205#]officer Hayes had never found himself in a truly dangerous situation.

[_206#_206#]Then again,he had never before told a woman how to raise her children.

[_207#_207#]Are you saying I'm a bad mother?

[_208#_208#]Ma'am,you need to get back in your car,please.

[_209#_209#]I have no help,my husband's always away on business.

[_210#_210#]I'm going to have to ask you to step back now.

[_211#_211#]My babysitter joined the witness relocation program.

[_212#_212#]I haven't slept through the night in six years

[_213#_213#]and for you to stand there and judge me...

[_214#_214#]I'm not going to give you a ticket.

[_215#_215#]I'm just going to let you off with a warning.

[_216#_216#]I accept your apology.

[_217#_217#]Buckle up.

[_218#_218#]Mrs. Solis.

[_219#_219#]Hello,Jonathan.

[_220#_220#]Well,this is my room.

[_221#_221#]Sorry about the mess.

[_222#_222#]Ah,don't worry about it.

[_223#_223#]You just missed my mom.

[_224#_224#]Friday she coaches my little sister's soccer team.

[_225#_225#]Oh,yes,I heard that.

[_226#_226#]Um,John,we need to talk about what happened the other day.

[_227#_227#]Mr. Solis isn't starting to catch on,is he?

[_228#_228#]No,no,he doesn't have a clue,god love him.

[_229#_229#]It's just that when you come over to garden,you might actually have to garden.

[_230#_230#]Great,you're breaking up with me in my own bedroom.

[_231#_231#]No,no,no. I'm not dumping you.

[_232#_232#]Lately you've been the only thing keeping me going.

[_233#_233#]It's just we can't do it at my house anymore.

[_234#_234#]So,then,where do you want to do it?

[_235#_235#]Well,what time does your mom get back from soccer practice?

[_236#_236#]Mrs. Solis.

[_237#_237#]Better hurry,we don't have a lot of time.

[_238#_238#]And so there's just the four of us.

[_239#_239#]My older son Andrew is 16,Danielle is 15,and...

I don't need to see pictures. Bree

[_240#_240#]you've spent most of the hour engaging in small talk.

[_241#_241#]Oh,have I?

[_242#_242#]Yes. Rex has been very vocal about his issues.

[_243#_243#]Don't you want to discuss your feelings about your marriage?

[_244#_244#]Doc,um... this is the thing you got to know about Bree...

[_245#_245#]she doesn't like to talk about her feelings.

[_246#_246#]To be honest,it's hard to know if s has any.

[_247#_247#]Does she feel anger,rage,ecstasy?

[_248#_248#]Who knows?

[_249#_249#]She's always pleasant,and I can't tell you how annoying that is.

[_250#_250#]Whatever she feels,it's so far below the surface,no one can see it.

[_251#_251#]I feel like she's using all these...

[_252#_252#]What?

[_253#_253#]Uh,I'm sorry.

[_254#_254#]Would you like to respond to what Rex just said?

[_255#_255#]Is there some truth there?

[_256#_256#]Do you use housework as a way to disengage emotionally?

[_257#_257#]Of course not.

[_258#_258#]Ah. This is great.

[_259#_259#]I've got tons of homework tonight.

[_260#_260#]It's so easy to concentrate after sex.

[_261#_261#]I'm glad I could help,education is very important.

[_262#_262#]Oh,I got something for you.

[_263#_263#]I was going to give it to you next time I mowed your lawn,but since you're here...

[_264#_264#]Oh,it's a rose.

[_265#_265#]It's not just any rose.

[_266#_266#]Look at all the petals,there's no floss,it's perfect.

[_267#_267#]Oh,John.

[_268#_268#]Just like you.

[_269#_269#]The truth hit her like a thunderbolt.

[_270#_270#]I spent days looking for just the right one,I finally found it.

[_271#_271#]For John,this was no longer a meaningless little affair.

[_272#_272#]Gabrielle could now clearly see he was falling in love with her.

[_273#_273#]It's just beautiful.

[_274#_274#]I...I got to go.

[_275#_275#]Goodbye.

[_276#_276#]Hey,you

[_277#_277#]So what are we having?

[_278#_278#]Uh,well,I talked to Julie,and -- thanks. And she suggested rib eye steaks.

[_279#_279#]She said that's your favorite.

[_280#_280#]Oh,yeah,I love my steak.

[_281#_281#]Hi,Mike. Susan.

[_282#_282#]Hey,I'm sorry about your house,how you holding up?

[_283#_283#]All right,I guess.

[_284#_284#]Oh,is somebody having a party?

[_285#_285#]No,Susan's just throwing me one of her traditional welcome-to-the-neighborhood dinners

[_286#_286#]only I'm cooking and having it at my house.

[_287#_287#]Ha ha. Traditional,huh? I didn't get one.

[_288#_288#]Oh,it's sort of a new tradition.

[_289#_289#]Well,it won't be anything fancy. Just a little home cooking.

[_290#_290#]That sounds so good.

[_291#_291#]Susan suddenly had an awful feeling in the pit of her stoma...

[_292#_292#]I've been having nothing but fast food lately.

[_293#_293#]As if she was watching an accident in slow motion.

[_294#_294#]She knew it would happen,but was powerless to stop it.

[_295#_295#]Edie,would you like to join us for dinner?

[_296#_296#]Oh,that's so sweet.

[_297#_297#]No,I don't want to intrude,three's a crowd.

[_298#_298#]No,it's not like that. I mean,Susan's bringing Julie.

[_299#_299#]Yeah,it's not like that.

[_300#_300#]The more,the merrier.

[_301#_301#]Well,this will be fun.

[_302#_302#]All right.

[_303#_303#]Tomorrow night.We'll eat at 6:00.

[_304#_304#]Great.

[_305#_305#]Oh,and,Susan... Yeah.

[_306#_306#]This will make up for the dinner that you never threw me.

[_307#_307#]Right. Ha ha.

[_308#_308#]Should I have told her we were having steak?

[_309#_309#]She's not,like,a vegetarian or something,is she?

[_310#_310#]Oh,no,no.

[_311#_311#]No,edie's definitely a carnivore.