飞机上惹不起的人

    黄金周,高温假,年终节日等出门在外总会在路途上遇到一些尴尬。

    坐飞机出外旅游、国外旅行最难受的是在飞机上，常常遇到一些不顾周围感受的人。

如果坐到一些这样的旅客旁边你就要做好受煎熬的思想准备。

The untouchables, hide to rise(惹不起躲得起)。

    1.The Talker　一坐上飞机就喋喋不休,讲话不停的人。

Bore off ... the talker will steal your will to live by chatting you to death　
    2．Arm-Rest hog　椅子靠背相互争夺。很多旅客坐下来两手一摊,叫你难言。

It's war ... the arm-rest hog will battle you for every inch of shared space
    3.The Drunker　大口喝酒,大声说话。有时会因为太吵嚷烦人被绑缚在椅子上的旅客。Is your seatbelt fastened? ... this drunk passenger was taped to his seat．

    4.The recliner 　倒下椅子：坐上飞机就将椅子躺到,在飞行中如果将椅子不顾后面旅客的感受拉下椅子周围的人很难受。Our beef is with those who insist on kicking their seat back ALL THE WAY the second they get onboard... And leave it like that for the duration of the flight 有人在吃饭的时候也将椅子一直放下。

    5． The Space Invader　斜靠旁边的旅客位置上而酣睡者。Before using you as a human pillow
   (6)The Over-Spiller　肥胖的人从旁挤压过来。

They're not quite big enough to need two seats, but still pack enough flab to overlap onto your seat - forcing you to lean to one side all flight long, or suffer the sensation of their sweaty flesh pressed against you for hours.
   (7)The Seat-Kicker　踢踹前面座椅,不知道还有小孩在!

 If you want to know what torture feels like, seat yourself in front of a hyperactive child with restless leg syndrome.
   (8)The Nervous Flier　有坐飞机恐高症的人在旁边让你也无法安定。　But now the person next to you is sweating profusely and gripping the arm-rests while they mouth desperate prayers under their breath.
    (9)The Puker　晕飞机而呕吐的人在旁边　Unless you enjoy the sound of another human emptying their stomach contents into a paper bag... you should avoid this passenger like the plague.
    (10)The Sneezer　抽鼻子：得了感冒,飞机在飞行中比平常容易传染100倍。

　A recent study discovered you are 100 TIMES more likely to catch a cold on a flight.
    (11)The Stripper　脱下鞋子的人。就像过去农协的小老头儿一样。There used to be a time when air travel was a special occasion and people wore their Sunday best to board a plane.