今天学校网页改版。 谢谢市场部小邹的工作。

我的博客链接也赫然出现在页面上。

小邹充分发挥他的想象力，因而我的博客名成了“ 英伦绅士的守望麦田”。 我看了，背上渗出丝丝冷汗。想申辩几句，话到嘴边，抬头看见老唐在一旁嘿嘿地笑，只好咽了下去。 case closed. 为了工作需要，再大的帽子我也得引颈受之，苦笑纳之。

“英伦绅士”者， 源于我一口造作的英式英语，取其讽刺意味，我当受之泰然。 冷汗出自麦田守望者称号。 四体不勤，五谷不分，没去过真正的麦田，谈何守望？精神的麦田，有诸多大师巨匠严防死守，岂敢唐突? so, 何德何能，获此殊荣？

10年前读研的时候， 看过Salinger的这本Catcher in The Rye. 口语体小说，当时印象并不好（我读英文近乎偏执地苛求文笔）。只记得一个灰头土脸的少年在游游荡荡， 迷茫，惶恐，无助。

不过他和妹妹的兄妹情深令人感动. 四处碰壁，受人欺侮，只有10岁的妹妹关心,甚至怜悯他. 一只斗败的小公鸡，鼻青脸肿，还要在妹妹面前全力维持保护者的姿态。他要做一个守望者，守在麦田边，让妹妹那样的小朋友们自由自在地奔突雀跃。

Anyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all. Thousands of little kids, and nobody's around—nobody big, I mean—except me. And I'm standing on the edge of some crazy cliff. What I have to do, I have to catch everybody if they start to go over the cliff—I mean if they're running and they don't look where they're going I have to come out from somewhere and catch them. That's all I'd do all day. I'd just be the catcher in the rye and all. I know it's crazy, but that's the only thing I'd really like to be. I know it's crazy.    （引自《麦田里的守望者》）

他不知道自己正抖抖缩缩地站在悬崖边么？