Smart Wife 贤妻

      After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every nightwith a hot 23-year-old girl.

      结婚后40年，有一天，我仔细看着我的妻子，说：“40年前我们有一间便宜的房子，一部破车，睡在一张沙发床上，看着一台10英寸的黑白电视机，但我每天晚上可与一位23岁的辣妹睡觉。

      Now ... I have a $500,000.00 home, a $35,000.00 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 63-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
   现在......我有一间 $500,000.00的家，一部 $35,000.00车，一张漂亮的大床和一台大影幕电视，但我与一个63岁的老女人睡。对我而言，我似乎都不是站在对的事情那一边。”

      My wife is a very reasonable woman. She! told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

      我的妻子是一个非常明智讲理的女人。她叫我出去找一个今年23岁的辣妹，她相信我会再一次住在一间很便宜的房子，开着一部破车，睡在一张沙发床，看着一台10英寸的黑白电视。

      Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.
      老女人不伟大吗？他们真的知道如何解决一个臭老头子的问题。