阿公阿嬷的电话录音机 Humor...

The answer machine of grandpa & grandma

“喂！现在我们不能接电话，请在听到‘哔’声后留言……”
"Good morning...At present we are not at home but, please leave your message after you hear the beep..." 

哔……
beeeeeppp ... 

如果你是我的孩子，先按1，再依照你打电话的目的，择1到8；
If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from 1 to 8:

假如你是要我们去陪孙子，按1； 
If you need us to stay with the children, press 1

如果你是要跟我们借车，按2；
If you want to borrow the car, press 2 

如果你是要我们帮你洗衣服、烫衣服，按3：
If you want us to wash your clothes and do the ironing, press 3 

若是你要送孙子到我们这里过夜，按4；
If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 4 ! 

假若你是要我们到学校接孩子，按5；
If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 5 

如果你想礼拜天来吃饭、或是做一顿饭然后快递到你家，按6；
If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to your home, press 6 

假如你现在要过来吃饭，按7；
If you want to come to eat here, press 7 

若是你需要钱，按8
If you need money, press 8 

如果你是要邀请我们出去吃饭、或是去看戏，直接说话……我们正在听！！！
If you are going to invite us to dinner, or, taking us to the theater ...start talking, we are listening ！！！