1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)

2. Doesn’t drive off until I’m in the car

3. Works steady -- splurges on dinner out occasionally

4. Nods head when I’m talking

5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes

6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture

7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach

8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids

9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down

10. Shaves most weekends.

1.不太丑（谢顶也可）

2.我上车后才开车

3.工作稳定-偶尔外出吃饭

4.我说话的时候点头

5.通常记得笑话中的妙语

6.有足够的力气搬家具

7.没有啤酒肚

8.不买带螺旋盖的香槟

9.记得放下马桶座圈

10.大多数周末会刮胡子