WHY AMERICA 'S ECONOMY FELL OFF THE  CLIFF
为何感觉美国经济直直落

John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock(Made in Japan ) for 6 am.
约翰早上六点被日本制的闹钟叫醒。

While his coffeepot (Made in China )  was perking, he shaved with his electric razor(Made in Hong Kong )
他那中国制的咖啡壶烧开了，他用香港制的电胡刀刮胡须。

He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRILANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN  SINGAPORE ) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA)
他穿上斯利兰卡制的衬衫，新加坡制的长裤及韩国制的布鞋。

After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet(MADE IN  INDIA ) he sat down with  his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO ) to see how much  he could spend today.
在他使用印度制的长柄电饭锅做好早餐之后，他坐下用他墨西哥制的计算器看他今天他能花多少钱。

After setting his watch (MADE  IN  TAIWAN )to the radio (MADE IN INDIA) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY ) filled it with GAS (from Saudi Arabia ) and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.
在他从印度制的收音机上对了台湾制的表上的时间后，他上了德国制的车还加满了从沙特阿拉伯进口的油，然后继续找好待遇的美国工作。
 
At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his Computer (made in MALAYSIA ), John decided to relax for a while.
在过了沮丧又没有结果的一天后，他看看他马来西亚制的计算机，决定放松一下。

He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL), poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE) and

turned on his TV (MADE IN  INDONESIA ) and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in AMERICA .
他穿上巴西制的夹脚拖鞋，倒了一杯法国生产的红! 酒然后打开印尼制的电视，还在奇怪为什幺他找不到一个好的美国工作。

AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM A PRESIDENT MADE IN  KENYA.
现在他在希望从“肯亚制的美国总统”那边能得到帮助。