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床上功夫与营销
(2006-10-08 18:12:24)| 分类： 娱乐与幽默 |
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed". That's Direct
Marketing.
你在一个聚会上看见一靓丽女生。你走过去对她说，“我的床上功夫非常棒！”
——此种方式称之为直销。
2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her, pointing at you and says, "He's fantastic in bed". That's Advertising.
2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her, pointing at you and says, "He's fantastic in bed". That's Advertising.
——此种方式称之为广告。
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her andget
her telephone number. The next day you call and
say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed". That's
Telemarketing.
你在一个聚会上看见一耀眼女生，你走过去问她要了电话号码。第二天你打电话去跟她说：“你好，我的床上功夫出类拔萃。”
——此种方式称之为电话推销。
4. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed". That's
Public
Relations.
你在一个聚会上看见一清纯女生。你站起来抻直自己的领带，走过去为她倒了杯饮料。你为她开门，为她拾起掉在地上的手提包，开车送她回家，然后说：“顺便说一下，我的床上功夫令人神魂颠倒！”
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and
——此种方式称之为电话推销。
4. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say,
——此种方式称之为公关形象。
That's Brand Recognition.
你在一个聚会上看见一美丽女生。她走过来对你说，“听说你的床上功夫不错呀！”
That's Brand Recognition.
你在一个聚会上看见一美丽女生。她走过来对你说，“听说你的床上功夫不错呀！”
——我们称此为品牌效应。
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