one of my colleague in Korea, whose English is poor, wrote an email

 to me the other day. He said: “ I will deliver training for foreman

and shit leaders”. What shit leaders? Ahaa, he meant to say

“ shift leaders” !!!#$#. Man, that is funny!! It reminds me of a friend,

  who was in a marine time school in New York a few years ago,

 he found his paper was turned down with a big mark—

“ UNACCEPTEBLE ENGLISH!!”. One sentence was highlighted:”

The captain should be in charge of the whore business”. He meant to

 say” whole business”!