很久没更新了,院里草要没墙了. :)

今天见到一个朋友转来的电子邮件,看了觉得挺乐的,贴了给各位笑笑.中文是我随便翻的.

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = divorce

聪明男人+聪明女人=浪漫

聪明男人+笨女人=怀孕

笨男人+聪明女人=结婚

笨男人+笨女人=离婚

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.

A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.

一个男人愿意花$20去买一个价值$10但他需要的东西.

一个女人愿意花$10去买一个价值$20但对她没有用处的东西

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

一个女人会为未来发愁,直到她找到了丈夫.

一个男人从来不为未来发愁,直到他娶了妻子

一个成功的男人就是能够赚钱比太太化得多的男人

一个成功的女人就是能够找到这样的男人的女人

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

想要和一个男人在一起感到幸福,你必须对他理解很多,再稍微爱他一些;想要和一个女人在一起感到幸福,你必须爱她很多,但绝对不要试图去理解她.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

一个女人嫁给一个男人,期望他婚后会改变,可他不变.

一个男人娶了一个女人,期望她婚后不会改变,但她会变.

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

在任何争吵中,女人总是讲最后一句话.男人之后再讲什么,那是另一个争吵的开始.