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"There's an old saying in Tennessee -- I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee -- that says, fool me once, shame on --shame on you. Fool me -- you can't get fooled again." --Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002
【地主翻译】：田纳西州有一句老话 -- 我知道得克萨斯州也有这话，但没准儿是田纳西的 -- 话说：骗俺一次，算那个--算你狠；骗俺--没法子再骗你了啊。
【地主旁注】：原话应为“骗俺一次，算你狠；骗俺两次，是俺蠢。”--显然布什同学不愿自揭其短

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." --Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000
【地主翻译】：据我所知，人类和鱼都能和平相处！
【地主旁注】：言简意赅啊，为啥人类和人类不成呢？

对了，布什还说过
"I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace." --Washington, D.C. June 18, 2002
【地主翻译】：俺只是要你们了解--当俺们谈战争的时候，其实俺们是在谈和平！
【地主旁注】：世界人民解放军满赛！

引自：《The 50 Dumbest Bush Quotes of All Time》
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