转贴:儿童智语
(2009-08-18 21:42:37)
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下文转自美国华裔学者陈明哲博士的博客,是陈博士的美国朋友发给他的。我觉得挺有意思,征得陈博士同意,转帖并翻译如下,相信博友们读了后,一定也能会心一笑:
WORDS OF WISDOM FROM CHILDREN
儿童的智语
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2) When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
5) Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) School lunches stick to the wall.
8) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
9) The best place to be when you are sad is in Grandma's lap.
10) When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" Don't answer him.
11) Never tell your mom her diet's not working.
12) If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.
13) When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone.