10.拔牙

Patient: What do you charge for pulling a tooth?Dentist: Fifty dollars.Patient: Fifty dollars for a couple of minutes' work?Dentist: Well—I could do it slower, if you like.

病人：拨一颗牙多少钱啊？

牙医：50美元。

病人：就这么几分钟的活儿要50美元？！

牙医：好呀，要是你愿意，那我就慢点拨。

11.打架

A burly professional wrestler was visiting his friend in a small town, and one night they stayed a little too long at the pub. Not wanting to drive, they decided to walk home. As they were crossing a farmer's field, a bull charged them. The wrestler grabbled the bull by the horns, and they went down in a snarling heap. Finally the bull jumped up and ran away. "Wow," said the friend, "That was quite a tussle." "Yeah," the wrestler replied, "and if I hadn't had that last drink, I would have gotten that guy off his bicycle."

一个魁梧高大的职业摔跤手正在一个小城拜访他的朋友。一个晚上，他们在酒吧里呆的时间长了点。他们都不想开车，就决定走回去。当他们走过一个农民的地时，一头公牛冲向了他们。摔跤手抓住了牛角，在地上打得不可开交。最后，公牛跳起来跑了。“哇，”他朋友说，“漂亮的一架。”“是啊，”摔跤手回答，“要是我没喝那最后一杯，我就能把那家伙从自行车上揪下来了。”

12.我就是司机

The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn't let him aboard."It's too crowded," they shouted. "What do you think you are?" "I'm the driver," he said.

公交车上很挤，当一个人想上车时，乘客们都不让他上。

“太挤了，”他们大喊，“你以为你是谁呀！”

“我是司机。”他说。