Obama：I gotta go to Beijing. I gotta fly there. Gotta hit the road and do my APEC thang！

Michelle：Don’t you ever forget something.

Obama：Like what？

Michelle： Ask him to buy more of our treasury bonds.

Obama：Oh，him…‘Big Big’... And buy our treasury bonds. That’s for sure.

Michelle：And talk to that shorty.

Obama：Shorty…Oh，the Russian.

Michelle：Talk to him. Tell him not to mess with us when it comes to the Ukranine thing.

Obama：Oh，man！He’s short but he’s tough. It’s never an easy thing，honey.

Michelle：But do your best. And honey，walk carefully.

Obama：What？

Michelle：Honey，you forgot？You’re a ‘lame’ass now！

Obama：Oh…man！