应该是大大前天吧，发短信给陈小鱼，拜师学艺。他非常非常干脆地答应了，还说可以教地和他一样好。其实想学做轴很久了，这也是08年里一个很大很大的心愿，轴组的筒子很忙很辛苦，每次最头疼的就是碰到电影字幕轴有问题，每次都得拿到轴组去做，很不好意思总麻烦人家，所以每次这个时候，就会感叹，如果自己会做轴该有多好，这样就可以自己做轴，自己加硬字幕，校预告片的时候还可以做一个简易的轴给自己看，简直是一箭N鵰。于是，就发短信了，就拜师了，就开始记录自己每天学轴的历程。

 

 

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-=YTET-伊甸园字幕组=-

 

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荣誉出品

 

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本论坛字幕仅翻译交流学习之用

 

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-=YTET-伊甸园字幕组=-

 

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听译: Samantha.Chang

 

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时间轴: 考拉小巫

 

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OK,把我的奶特咖啡给我

 

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你为什么叫Patrice?

 

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那是我的咖啡名字

 

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你有一个"咖啡名字"?

 

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我还有很多你不知道的事情

 

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也许只有这个

 

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你好,亲爱的,这是你妈妈

 

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从天堂打来的,我想是

 

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有个关于你的父亲这个礼拜 过生日的坏消息,亲爱的

 

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你妹妹不能赶来了

 

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所以只有你和我,还有老笨蛋

 

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我挂电话了吗?

 

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我不知道我挂了没有,我不-我不知道

 

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Martin!

 

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什么? 只有我和他们?

 

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哦,不,不能是那样

 

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到时候(会)是我、他们和你一起

 

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不,不. 不,不...

 

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Tyler决不会那么做的

 

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Tyler?

 

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那是我的"逃避去你父母家的名字"

 

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你要我去干什么?

 

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我以为你和Karen一起去的

 

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不,她只是去"峡谷农场" 顺道让我在中途下车

 

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她要去处理掉2样东西,再添置1样东西

 

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我没问详细的情况

 

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嗨,Tyler. 嗨,Patrice.

 

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嗨,Jack你愿意...

 

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啊,不,我不去你父亲的生日聚会

 

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你现在该知道了,我听过你的答录机了

 

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而且..我正忙着筹备 我在Out TV电视台的新节目

 

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这是非常机密的,非常秘密的,

 

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非常地Wisteria Lane ("紫藤道",<绝望主妇>的故事发生地,意指很神秘)

 

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而且,我找到了一个为我的胖朋友帮个大忙的机会

 

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我为你安排了和这个城里 最性感人物之一的"盲目约会"

 

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哦,我猜那就意味着城里 最性感的2个人坐在一张桌子上

 

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不

 

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OK,我会去的

 

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这只是因为那会给我一个不去 你父亲的生日聚会的一个实质性的理由

 

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每次我去那里,

 

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我就会一直是他嘲弄的笑柄

 

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Grace,我刚刚想起来,

 

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我还从来没见过你父亲

 

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在我的印象里,我把他想象成 Judd Hirsch(著名演员)

 

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全美最受欢迎的坏脾气犹太人

 

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他从来没意识到我在12岁时忘了关门 结果让猫跑了，这之后我的所有的事情

 

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把这见事情讲了一遍又一遍

 

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这事其实根本就不好笑

 

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哦,如果说你还在找它的话...

 

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喵~

 

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Will & Grace 第9季 第1集

 

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好了,Grace,开了很长一段路吧?

 

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我是说,你(中途)上了很多趟厕所吗?

 

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她上了很多趟厕所吗?

 

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我不得不停了3次车,

 

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因为这位陛下她不能习惯大杯装的饮料

 

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我很抱歉,我在你大叫"填好这个 去对个奖"的时候,表现出不自在了

 

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哦,我只是担心不能在去Utica (尤蒂卡,纽约州中部城市)之前见到你

 

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呣- 你喜欢我的发型吗?

 

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这是可以回复原样的

 

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等等,什么...等一下,你要走?

 

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我不得不去,亲爱的

 

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Edith Cratz在躲避真空吸尘器 机器人的时候扭伤了膝盖

 

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所以,我就要顶替她出演<悲惨世界>

 

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哦,这将是出精彩的作品

 

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我们的演出阵容有6个人

 

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等一下,那你就留我一个人和爸爸一起?

 

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我..我能跟他待在一起干什么?

 

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妈,这比你说带我去吃冰激凌,

 

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结果你把我扔在露营地那回还要糟糕

 

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那么,那里有,还是没有冰激凌呢?

 

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Martin,你女儿来了

 

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我希望是那个好的

 

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哦,我猜这个会是好的

 

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我们最好把门关上

 

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我们可不想让猫又跑了,对吗,Gracie?

 

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嗨,爸爸.爸,你还记得Karen吗?

 

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我怎么会忘记Karen呢?

 

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她和我扳手腕赌啤酒,

 

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后来还偷了我的心脏病药

 

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那回真的很热闹

 

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我和耶酥说话了

 

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好了,我要走了

 

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哦,Martin,过个愉快的生日

 

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我会送你个礼物的

 

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2天之内你们不会有我的消息

 

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这正合我的心意,我喜欢这样

 

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- 再见,亲爱的 - 再见

 

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那么?

 

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那么

 

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这真是滑稽,真尴尬

 

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那么,工作怎么样?

 

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他们-他们喜欢你吗?

 

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呃,爸爸,(工作室)只有我和Karen

 

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答案是:不(喜欢)

 

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好了,我要去吃块三明治

 

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嗯,把门关好,因为我还没看完报纸

 

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我不想它也像猫一样跑了

 

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哦,他又开始开这个玩笑了

 

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亲爱的,如果你对你和你父亲的关系感到不满意

 

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你就应该试尝试改善它

 

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多和他相处,和他交谈

 

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也许你是对的,

 

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也许我应该利用这个周末 让他瞧瞧我并不止是一个笑料

 

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或者什么忘记关门的人

 

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嘿,前门大开着,

 

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我想一定是Grace来这儿了

 

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- 嗨,Wolfe先生 - 给我个拥抱

 

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- 老爸在哪儿? - 他在...

 

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你好吗,亲爱的?

 

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Burt Wolfe,半退休状态

 

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Karen Walker,半硬的

 

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Burt Wolfe,干洗店

 

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哦,我的老天,亲爱的

 

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你听说过比这更性感的东西吗?

 

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嗨,我是Will.

 

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你大概就是我"盲目约会"的对象吧

 

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嗨,我是Desmond

 

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你大概就是我的有视力的约会对象吧

 

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哦,那你实际上...

 

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哦,我希望你不是要说和你穿了一样的套装

 

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我猜Jack没告诉你我是个盲人

 

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既然是这样,那么如果你要重新考虑

 

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哦,不,不.我只是希望早点知道

 

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我就不用花那么多时间挑合适的衬衣了

 

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那没冒犯你吧,是吗?

 

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没有,只有种族歧视才会冒犯到我

 

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我是黑人,不是吗?

 

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请坐吧

 

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无论怎么说,我没理由要结束这个约会啊

 

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你很可爱

 

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如果要发展下去,这才是真正要紧的

 

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你不介意我看看你长得什么样子吧?

 

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哦,当然不. 摸吧

 

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我一般可不会在约会的 开头5分钟就说这样的话

 

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哦,Jack没提到这个

 

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你不喜欢你摸到的?

 

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你觉得我长得不怎么样?

 

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不,不. 就是..就是

 

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我摸到的东西让我觉得讨厌

 

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什么?

 

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因为我是个瞎子,我就只配和狗在一起

 

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抱歉,我可不是一条狗,你再摸摸

 

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我真的很头痛,我们离开这个地方吧

 

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喂,我不介意我们从今以后再也不要看见对方

 

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我是说,不见面

 

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这真是荒谬,我的长相是经典的帅

 

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实际上,实际上我的相貌比你好

 

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我的相貌比这个饭店里任何人都好

 

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啊,是吧

 

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有谁愿意告诉这个人我长得多好吗?

 

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你们听见我说话吗,还是每个人都聋了?

 

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Will Truman,你被偷拍了!

 

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- 刺到了(pinked)? - 是啊,偷拍到了

 

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Out TV的原版男同性恋

 

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你是这里的主角

 

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- 这是个恶作剧的玩笑? - 是的,你付帐!

 

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Jack,我在监视屏上都看到了

 

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精彩的演出

 

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-=以下省略=-

 

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