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Jesus?

(2006-06-27 14:14:23)

        以下为截听到早前《达文西密码》导演,欲找某女演员参演此片时之电话对话内容。A:女演员B:导演。

 

A: My grandfather is Jesus? Oh God!

 

B: You were just calling your grand grandfather’s name.

 

A: Really?! Jesus!

 

B: That is your grandfather.  

 

A: Did you tell me that my grandfather is Jesus Christ? What the Hell?

 

B: Don’t talk about Hell. Your grandfather is Jesus Christ.

 

A: Oh My God!

 

B: Are you calling your grand grandfather?

 

A: You mean my grandfather is Jesus Christ? Holy Mary!

 

B: She’s your grandmother. Your grandfather is Jesus Christ. That makes Holy Mary your grandmother!

 

A: Are you sure?

 

B: You don’t trust me that? Jesus!

 

A: Were you just calling my grandfather?

 

B: (Angry) Yes, you are right. I was calling your grandfather. You don’t trust your best friend, Tom Hanks? Jesus Christ.

 

A: Don’t you dare to talk my grandfather’s name in such manner.

 

B: Oh My God! You are shouting at me now.

 

A: Did you say Oh My God? Look! God is my grand grandfather, not yours.

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