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美女经济学
(2007-02-08 09:19:47)| 分类： 学英语 |
- You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!"
- That's Direct Marketing. - You're at a party with a bunch of
friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her
and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. Marry him."
- That's Advertising. - You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her
telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich.Marry me."
- That's Telemarketing. - You're at a party and see a
gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to
her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her,
pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:
"By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?"
- That's Public Relations. - You're at a party and see gorgeous
girl. She walks up to you and says:"You are very rich! Can you
marry me?"
- That's Brand Recognition. - You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you
a nice hard slap on your face.
- That's Customer Feedback. - You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she
introduces you to her husband.
- That's demand and supply gap. - You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come
and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with
him.
- That's competition eating into your market share. - You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and before you say:"I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife
arrives.
- That's restriction for entering new markets.
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