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垃圾邮件杂谈 |
分类: 奇文共赏 |
我的信箱里经常会收到貌似非洲人发来的urgent and confidential message,告诉我各种各样的好事,比如有几千万美元对半分,只要我给个银行帐号就可以了,还说there is practically no risk。这种邮件在还没有电子邮箱的那个年头我就收到过,现在更是一天好几封,反正是垃圾邮件,看也不看自动就被trash了。比如这一封:
I am sorry for the embarrassment this mail might cause you, as
we have not met before. I am Mr.George Phillips, a
Bank Accountant. I am writing to solicit your assistance in the
transfer of $27.597Million
United States dollars. This fund is the excess of what my
branch made as profit during the 2005 financial year. I have
already submitted annual report for that year to my head office as I have
watched with keen interest as the bank will never know of this
excess fund, I placed this amount of $27.597Million
United States dollars to an Escrow Coded account without a
beneficiary (anonymous) to avoid trace.I do need to stress that
there are practically no risk involved in this
transaction.It's going to be a bank-to-bank transfer.
As an officer of the bank, I cannot be directly connected to this money due to civil service code which form its civil servants from owing or operating foreign currency account coupled with the fact that the fund is huge thus I am impelled to request for your assistance to receive this money into your bank account on my behalf I intend to part 50% of this fund to you while 50% shall be for me. All I need from you is to stand as the original depositor of this fund so that the fund can be legally processed to your name and be transferred to your account without any problem. If you accept this offer, I will appreciate your timely response with your contact phone and fax numbers so that I can give you more details to enable us proceed.
As an officer of the bank, I cannot be directly connected to this money due to civil service code which form its civil servants from owing or operating foreign currency account coupled with the fact that the fund is huge thus I am impelled to request for your assistance to receive this money into your bank account on my behalf I intend to part 50% of this fund to you while 50% shall be for me. All I need from you is to stand as the original depositor of this fund so that the fund can be legally processed to your name and be transferred to your account without any problem. If you accept this offer, I will appreciate your timely response with your contact phone and fax numbers so that I can give you more details to enable us proceed.
With Regards,
Mr.George Phillips
Mr.George Phillips
不过前两天收到的这一封来自“世界卫生组织”且“回复需要”的密信,破天荒是中文的,于是截屏快照下来,立此存照,不知网友中有没有朋友也收到了同样的信息,留个言,同喜,周末愉快!
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