几年前，我跟一个寡妇结了婚，她有一个已成年的女儿。后来我父亲跟我妻子的女儿结了婚。我女儿就成了我继母，我父亲成了我女婿。两年后我妻子为我生了个儿子，她是我后母同母异父的弟弟，儿子管我叫爸爸，我管我儿子叫舅舅。我女儿又为我的父亲生了一个儿子，他是我的弟弟，但他又必须得管我叫外公。同时我是我妻子的丈夫，我妻子即我后母的母亲是我的外婆，所以我是我自己的外公。这些常常把我弄的头晕脑胀，我实在受不了了，于是决定自杀。

我的译文： 

The Last Words of a Man before He Committed Suicide

Some years ago, I married a widow who has had a grown-up daughter. Later on my father married my wife’s daughter. So my step-daughter became my step-mother, while my father became my son-in-law. Two years later, my wife gave birth to boy. He is our son, and also my step-mother’s younger brother. My son calls me “Father” and I call him “Uncle”. Later, my step-daughter and my father had a son too. He is my brother, but he calls me “Grandfather”. Moreover, I’m my wife’s husband, but since my wife is my step-mother’s mother, so she is my grandmother as well. And thus I’m my own grandfather.I'm completely annoyed by this entire mess so I decide to kill myself.