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公司财务部音乐小品剧本非诚勿扰

(2018-08-14 13:43:55)
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人物:李  总——财务总监

刘英俊——男

  朗——男

  生——男

  郭——财务人员

赵静芷——财务人员

白淑珍——财务人员

  姐——婚介公司经理

场景:公司员工宿舍

 

【音乐起,艾薇儿《女朋友》。

  总:(唱)

Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your girlfriend

No way, no way, I think you need a new one

Hey, hey, you, you, I could be your girlfriend

 

Hey, hey, you, you, I know that you like me

No way, no way, you know it's not a secret

Hey, hey, you, you, I want to be your girlfriend

 

You're so fine, I want you mine, you're so delicious

I think about you all the time, you're so addictive

Don't you know what I can do to make you feel alright?

Alright, alright, alright

 

Don't pretend, I think you know I'm precious

And so yeah, I'm a hey, hey princess

I can tell you like me too and you know I'm right

I'm right, I'm right, I'm right

 

She's like so whatever

You could do so much better

I think we should get together now

And that's what everybody?s talking about

 

Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your girlfriend

No way, no way, I think you need a new one

Hey, hey, you, you, I could be your girlfriend

 

Hey, hey, you, you, I know that you like me

No way, no way, you know it?s not a secret

Hey, hey, you, you, I want to be your girlfriend

 

I can see the way, I see the way you look at me

And even when you look away I know you think of me

I know you talk about me all the time again and again

And again and again and again

 

So come over here and tell me what I wanna hear

Better yet, make your girlfriend disappear

I don't wanna hear you say her name ever again

And again and again and again

 

?Cause she's like so whatever

And she could do so much better

I think we should get together now

And that's what everybody's talking about

 

Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your girlfriend

No way, no way, I think you need a new one

Hey, hey, you, you, I could be your girlfriend

 

Hey, hey, you, you, I know that you like me

No way, no way, you know it's not a secret

Hey, hey, you, you, I want to be your girlfriend

 

Oh, in a second you'll be wrapped around my finger

Woo, 'cause I can, ?cause I can do it better

There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in?

Hey, she's so stupid, just what were you thinking?

 

In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger

'Cause I can, ?cause I can do it better

There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in?

She's so stupid, just what were you thinking?

 

Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your girlfriend

No way, no way, I think you need a new one

Hey, hey, you, you, I could be your girlfriend

No way, no way

 

Hey, hey, I know that you like me

No way, no way, you know it's not a secret

Hey, hey, I want to be your girlfriend

No way, no way, no way, no way

(这一首也可以放录音)

【音乐停。(李总上场。)

  总:我们做财务工作的就是忙,每天只见月亮不见太阳。员工工作干劲特别强,遇到困难就像狼遇见了羊。其实工作上我从来都不操心,可生活上我却难以把心放。眼看着她们的年龄一天天大了还没对象,我是看在眼里急在心上。正好我的好姐妹在婚介公司当经理,我就跟她说了请她帮个忙。这不约在今天下午双方见个面,这好女更要配上如意郎。小郭,小赵,小白快出来。

【几个人上场。(一个揉眼睛,一个打哈欠,一个抻懒腰)

  人:李姐。

  总:都准备好了吗?

  郭:还行。

赵静芷:差不多。

白淑珍:快了。

  总:你看看你们几个,平时工作一个赛一个,再看生活中得过且过。都说兵熊熊一个,将熊熊一窝,我这么杰出的职业女性怎么就带出你们几个?真是让我恨钢不成铁。

  人:啊?

  总:我都让你们给气糊涂了,赶紧再精心准备准备,相亲的男生马上就到了。

【刘姐上场。

  姐:现代人生活节奏越来越快,弄得年轻人都没有时间谈恋爱。据说现在都到了剩女时代,男生退化得特别奇怪。不是我不明白,世界变化快,女生越来越帅,男生越来越乖,唉,没办法,阴盛阳衰!

  总:刘姐,你来了,欢迎欢迎。(握手)

  姐:咱们俩可是组织者,得想个什么方法让他们见面。

  总:我觉得就用电视上《非诚勿扰》的形式,你看怎么样?

  姐:好是好,不过咱们得变一变,都是年轻人,就采用歌曲的形式作自我介绍,怎么样?

  总:好,就这样。

  姐:男生我都给你们带过来了,你们女方先出来我看看。

  总:姑娘们,出来接客了。

  姐:啊?

  总:口误,口误。我说你们几个,快出来见见贵客。

【几人上场。

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