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他的征婚启事是这么写的:你要想找一帅哥就别来了，你要想找一钱包就别见了，硕士学历以上的免谈，上海女人免谈，女企业家免谈（小商小贩除外），省得咱们互相都会失望。刘德华和阿汤哥那种财貌双全的郎君是不会来征你的婚的，当然我也没有做诺丁山的梦。您要真是一仙女我也接不住，没期待您长得更画报封面一样看一眼就魂飞魄散。外表时尚，内心保守，身心都健康的一般人就行，要是多少还有点儿婉约那就更靠谱了。心眼儿别太多岁数别太小，允许时常有不切实际的想入非非，但三句话就能给轰回现实还

转自洗老博客

                                               摘自环球时报

It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return. But what is more painful is to love someone and never find the courage to let that person know how you feel.
只有付出的爱是痛苦的，但比这更痛苦是爱一个人却没有勇气让那人知道你的感情。

A sad thing in is when you meet someone who means a lot to you，only to find out in the end that it was never meant to be and you just have to let go.
生命中令人悲伤的一件事是你遇到了一个对你来说很重要的人，但却最终发现你们有缘无份，因此你不得不放手。

The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch swing with，never say a word，and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you've

题目：Don’t be disquieted in time of adversity. Be firm with dignity and self-reliant with vigor

金牌：困难时期不气馁，自尊自强等翻身。

匿名：庄敬自强，处变不惊

卷妈：Grow old with me,the best is yet to be

金牌：和我一起慢慢变老,风景只会越来越好

主席：跟我混，吃到撑

墨老：与我老眼昏花，同赏美景无暇。

洗老：与吾偕老，晚景独好。

龙妖：双眸相视逾百年，两心戚戚始相连。人生甘蔗倒着啃，岁岁馨闻更甘甜。

题目：Munich, August 10, 2009. Giesecke & Devrient (G&D) is encouraging new talent in the  IT sector. A specialist in security applications, the company invited seven  finalists from the German National Computer Science Competition (BWINF) to Munich  to attend G&D’s Action Week for IT Talent. They came from all over Germany and  spent the week working with G&D specialists, developing both new and unusual  potential uses for smart cards – ranging from secure “electronic calling cards”  to the use of smart cards as an advertising media in newspapers. To round off the  event, the seven top talents, aged 16 to 21, were given the opportunity to discuss  their ideas and visions in depth with Dr. Karsten Ottenberg, Chairman of the  Management Board and CEO of G&D.

欢欢：2009年8月10日，慕尼黑。
G&D鼓励IT行业中的新秀。G&D公司作为安全应用领域的

 无敌外甥女和她的朋友们

 在艰苦的环境下

 用简陋的设备拍出的大便活人（对不起。。。打错字了）

 她们不顾路人投射来囧异的目光

 她们毫不利己专门利人

 她们为了祖国魔术事业牺牲自己宝贵的休息时间

 这

 是一种什么样的精神

 病啊。。。。

 神经缨旁白：我是导演、摄像、剧务、加打扫卫生呢、偶尔当哈演员

                                                                  转自卷妈博客